The alternative to that is have it delivered when Mrs. Slippy is not home . . . put it in a far corner of the closet area of the barn . . . drag it out in about 3 months . . . and if she comments negatively . . . just look annoyed . . . and say "Honey . . . I've had this for months on end . . . YOU JUST don't remember"
Works on dresses and ladies new coats . . . should work on a Bobcat
May God bless,
Dwight