Squeaky vs. the MRE's --

[Ricekila]

Every time we see some niggers piss & moan about their hand outs / snap cards - I always say --

"The section 8's should get MRE's --- if they are good enough for our military --- it's good enough for them -- no more steaks and shrimp on my dime" ! --- And she agrees ---------- then it dawned on me --- she never had an MRE in her life --

All this talk of MREs gots me ah thinking ( it didn't hurt this time ? ) ---- I just bought on Ebay an MRE for the Squeak to try ---- this should be a real hoot --- and might be thread worthy ?

I ordered a # 1-12 for her to try ----- she is the most picky-est eater on the fuck-en planet --- quite possible her only flaw -- LLL

So for dinner --



I told her we can do this one of two ways -- I could take her out in the woods with just a canteen of water -- or do it in the kitchen -- guess which one she picked ?

Since it was her first time ------- Lay everything out and read the directions twice --



I am pleased to report - she ate a little less than 1/2 ---



And Mr. Pukes alot loved it --



Plate was licked clean so I put it back in the cabinet --

I haven't had a MRE in about 50 years ----- the beef strips were excellent -- a wee-bit to spicy for her -- but she ate it --

The mash was great -- we split the bread & jam -- surprisingly good -- the peanut butter wasn't skippy but not too bad -- while I made the coffee ( great ) she devoured the dried cranberries -- yuck --

IMHO -- they came a long way -- some day soon -- I'll have her try another --- and as always --- I could eat this stuff all the time --

[hawgrider]

Thats awesome! Way to go Mrs RiceKila

And Mr Pukes alot will get to taste it twice lol !

[Slippy]

[Inor]

Where are the package of 3 Lucky Strikes?!?

When I was a kid, my Boy Scout troop got a deal on several cases of old C-rations they would feed us on campouts. The food sucked, but those Luckys... (Of course that was before giving a bunch of 12 year olds cigarettes was a capital crime.)

[T-Man 1066]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

[TJC44]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

If you heat up a MRE, and not let her see the package, you'll get your answer I think.

[Ricekila]

Where are the package of 3 Lucky Strikes?!?

Non smoker -- saved them up to trade away --

[Ricekila]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

Dont they say -- along with brain cells -- taste buds go south also ?

[Ricekila]

Last night she asked --

"What about the vegetarians' -- do they have vegetarian MREs'" ?

I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath --

"I've never seen one -- they must keep them with the Kosher meals" -- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'll order one for her to try -----

This morning I ordered a #22 - Asian beef strips -- after she eats it -- I'll tell her -- "Its Rat" ---

And make sure she has a clear path to the head -- LL

[Dwight55]

I got a better idea . . .

Instead of MRE's . . . how about good old C rations . . . ???

And load each case of 12 with at least 3 boxes of ham and limas.

About a month of those . . . dudes would be finding a job . . . or breaking in to houses to raid the fridge.

May God bless,
Dwight