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  1. 05-11-2017, 12:33 PM #1
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    Greetings, one and all

    Thank you for this opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Dr. J. Farthington Turdsworth, Professor Emeritus, University of California Berkeley. As well as being an avid preparer, I also offer relationship advice for troubled groups in order to regain trust and cohesiveness amongst the members.
    So while I learn from your group about advanced preparations, I will subtly be available to guide members toward a more harmonious understanding of each other's needs in an effort to build a stronger Intra-forum society.
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    Welcome . . . maybe?

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    You are a professor at UC Berkely, and your name is Turdsworth? Did you know, that you have kin folk scattered all over America?
    I have met turds at Universities, on some few occasions. Welcome to the forum, in spite of yer credentials.
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    Exactly! The Turdsworth clan is spread far and wide across this nation, usually congregating around liberal universities. Chances are good that wherever you find a progressive university there will be a Turdsworth there.

    Now, Mr. Hawgrider, I assume by your defensive stance that you are the self appointed guardian of this group? I base this off your not overtly hostile, yet disarmingly abrupt suspicion of my veracity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Farthington Turdsworth View Post
    Exactly! The Turdsworth clan is spread far and wide across this nation, usually congregating around liberal universities. Chances are good that wherever you find a progressive university there will be a Turdsworth there.

    Now, Mr. Hawgrider, I assume by your defensive stance that you are the self appointed guardian of this group? I base this off your not overtly hostile, yet disarmingly abrupt suspicion of my veracity.
    This should be fun. And BTW, if he is not overtly hostile, might he be covertly so? I know that I am.
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    Why, yes, Mr. Mills, he would be considered overtly covert.
    Please excuse me for a bit. Kanye is in my office currently for an emergency session. It seems he became upset last night at dinner when Ray J. asked him how the left overs were.
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    That darned Ray J. is downright rude. I think you should send him to PF forums for a cyber soap mouth wash.
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