I miss the days of being hammered before crossing the Zilwaukee draw bridge when heading up north....
Then those Madd broads came along and took the fun out of responsible drunk driving. Sheeeet we never hurt anybody... Ever!
Some people just cant hold their booze and ruined the fun for the rest of us.
Can't drive a boat while drinking now.
Can't drive a snowmobile while drinking now.
Probably cant even oar a rowboat while drinking these days.