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  1. 08-03-2017, 01:31 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by azrancher View Post
    So... who the heck is this juskom guy, and where did he steal all those medals from, I think I'm missing a couple, doesn't he have to pay some kind of get out of jail penance, like a couple of good cigars to all of us that had to hold down the fort while he was gone off chasing women?

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    I can about afford a Swisher Sweet to one person . . . but I'm not sure I hate anyone on here THAT much.
    "Every person’s life is theirs by right. An individual’s life can and must belong only to himself, not to any society or community, or he is then but a slave. No one can deny another person their right to their life, nor seize by force what is produced by someone else, because that is stealing their means to sustain their life. It is treason against mankind to hold a knife to a man’s throat and dictate how he must live his life."



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  3. 08-03-2017, 01:33 PM #22
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    Better?
    Yep, that's you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
    The wife is convinced that 2017 is an evil year . . .
    It is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
    Wait . . . . how did you know what I did last weekend?
    I have my ways
    It happened before, it can happen again.
    It happened there, it can happen here.
    It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
    No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

    I'm not allowed at the Zoo anymore...
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  9. 08-03-2017, 03:20 PM #25
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    I have my ways
    The all seeing pug knows all see's all.
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
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    You're back! I've missed you! I've been drinking a pot of coffee each day chanting ancient Mayan rituals in hopes you would some day return!

    And yes, 2017 has sucked sweaty camel testicles...
    I fear the nation I loved may be gone. The best I hope for now is to die with honor in the coming civil war, and that my grandchildren be spared the pain of a tyrannical government.



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  13. 08-04-2017, 10:22 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coastie dad View Post
    You're back! I've missed you! I've been drinking a pot of coffee each day chanting ancient Mayan rituals in hopes you would some day return!


    And yes, 2017 has sucked sweaty camel testicles...
    Sometimes it feels like lady luck has kicked one squarely in the balls!
    "Every person’s life is theirs by right. An individual’s life can and must belong only to himself, not to any society or community, or he is then but a slave. No one can deny another person their right to their life, nor seize by force what is produced by someone else, because that is stealing their means to sustain their life. It is treason against mankind to hold a knife to a man’s throat and dictate how he must live his life."



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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post




    Sometimes it feels like lady luck has kicked one squarely in the balls!
    Your not alone... Ive been on a 3 year kick in the nuts.
    Im feeling pretty good that things run in 3's and this is the last year for bad luck!
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
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  17. 08-04-2017, 10:29 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
    I can about afford a Swisher Sweet to one person . . . but I'm not sure I hate anyone on here THAT much.
    I thought you were a White Owl man...
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  19. 08-04-2017, 12:04 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by swamp frog View Post
    I thought you were a White Owl man...
    I haven't seen one of those since I was eight!

    I'm actually completely out of cigars right now, it is a very sad, sad day!
    "Every person’s life is theirs by right. An individual’s life can and must belong only to himself, not to any society or community, or he is then but a slave. No one can deny another person their right to their life, nor seize by force what is produced by someone else, because that is stealing their means to sustain their life. It is treason against mankind to hold a knife to a man’s throat and dictate how he must live his life."



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