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    Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch!

    Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

    http://wglmagazine.com/index.php/201...y-a-sasquatch/

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    Sasquatch! What have we told you about controlling your urges?
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    talking about sasquatch where has he been?
    It happened before, it can happen again.
    It happened there, it can happen here.
    It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
    No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkyprep View Post
    Sasquatch! What have we told you about controlling your urges?
    well in his defense . the guy was a democrat so he smelled like a fishy pussy
    and we all know sasquatches like fish and pussy
    It happened before, it can happen again.
    It happened there, it can happen here.
    It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
    No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

    I'm not allowed at the Zoo anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    talking about sasquatch where has he been?
    Looks like he visited this morning- Today 02:15 AM
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    well in his defense . the guy was a democrat so he smelled like a fishy pussy
    and we all know sasquatches like fish and pussy
    Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha . That tickles the shit outta me!!!
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    sasquatch!!! damnit son, aint we told you to leave the lumber sexuals alone? jesus boy....get a playboy mag or something.

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