View Full Version : Preventing Swamp Crotch: 10 Products “Scientifically” Tested
hawgrider
04-03-2018, 06:57 AM
It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts.
I’m talking about swamp crotch: an uncomfortably moist nether region in which irritating chafing and stickage become commonplace and a distinct vinegar odor permeates from your groin.
Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.
As a lifelong resident of perpetually hot and humid Oklahoma, https://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/
BucketBack
04-03-2018, 12:31 PM
I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though
Gambit
04-03-2018, 12:38 PM
ill just go free balling
now only if I remember to wear a wearing something below the waist so I don't get in trouble for indecent exposure *cough again*
juskom95
04-03-2018, 01:27 PM
Anti-Monkey butt when I was doing more physical/outdoors work.
hawgrider
04-03-2018, 01:56 PM
I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though
Bad visual right there!:)
hawgrider
04-03-2018, 01:56 PM
Anti-Monkey butt when I was doing more physical/outdoors work.
Bikers friend right there!
juskom95
04-03-2018, 02:13 PM
Bikers friend right there!
Originally purchased as a joke.
hawgrider
04-03-2018, 02:21 PM
Originally purchased as a joke.
Recommend by "Iron butt riders" motorcyclist. for long distance riding.
A Watchman
04-03-2018, 09:06 PM
I use Gold Bond spray regularly.
Sparkyprep
04-06-2018, 08:30 PM
I bet no one here knows about swamp crotch than me, and I highly recommend Gold Bond Powder. But, I have to put out a warning- Do NOT use the "Extra Strength" powder. It is just too much. You will regret it.
Coastie dad
04-07-2018, 12:58 AM
I beg to differ.
Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.
Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."
I moved to AZ, Haven't had the problem since. Just sayin'...
Old_SF_Guy
04-07-2018, 06:13 PM
Just gonna say this, and it's probably been said, but free-ballin is how I've handled it for 30 plus years.
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juskom95
04-09-2018, 10:08 AM
I beg to differ.
Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.
Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."
Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!
Slippy
04-09-2018, 08:15 PM
Boudreaux's Butt Paste...
http://www.buttpaste.com/
Coastie dad
04-10-2018, 12:20 AM
Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!
Good old Fort F uck...I mean Polk?
Bleach
07-07-2018, 02:38 PM
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