Preventing Swamp Crotch: 10 Products “Scientifically” Tested

[hawgrider]

It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts.

I’m talking about swamp crotch: an uncomfortably moist nether region in which irritating chafing and stickage become commonplace and a distinct vinegar odor permeates from your groin.

Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.

As a lifelong resident of perpetually hot and humid Oklahoma, https://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

[BucketBack]

I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though

[Gambit]

ill just go free balling
now only if I remember to wear a wearing something below the waist so I don't get in trouble for indecent exposure *cough again*

[juskom95]

Anti-Monkey butt when I was doing more physical/outdoors work.

[hawgrider]

I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though

Bad visual right there!:)

[hawgrider]

Anti-Monkey butt when I was doing more physical/outdoors work.

Bikers friend right there!

[juskom95]

Bikers friend right there!

Originally purchased as a joke.

[hawgrider]

Originally purchased as a joke.
Recommend by "Iron butt riders" motorcyclist. for long distance riding.

[A Watchman]

I use Gold Bond spray regularly.

[Sparkyprep]

I bet no one here knows about swamp crotch than me, and I highly recommend Gold Bond Powder. But, I have to put out a warning- Do NOT use the "Extra Strength" powder. It is just too much. You will regret it.

[Coastie dad]

I beg to differ.
Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.

Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."

[Inor]

I moved to AZ, Haven't had the problem since. Just sayin'...

[Old_SF_Guy]

Just gonna say this, and it's probably been said, but free-ballin is how I've handled it for 30 plus years.

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[juskom95]

I beg to differ.
Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.

Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."

Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!

[Slippy]

Boudreaux's Butt Paste...

http://www.buttpaste.com/

[Coastie dad]

Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!

Good old Fort F uck...I mean Polk?

[Bleach]

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