Here I go again

[patrioteer]

After not being part of any forums for a long time, I have now signed up with two of them in a couple weeks. @mountaingirl invited me over so I will do my best not to be a douche and make her look bad. Unless you are looking for a douche in which case I will do my best to be the best douche I can be!

[MountainGirl]

So...you decided to ignore all my warnings and come over anyway. Good.

Fyi, these --> "@somebody" don't work here, and there's no notifications for 'likes/thanks'.
The 'new posts' and 'what's new' buttons up top are useful. You probably already found them.

Welcome to the deep end of the pool. ;)

[Sparkyprep]

Welcome from South Florida. I hope you are ready for this....

[hawgrider]

After not being part of any forums for a long time, I have now signed up with two of them in a couple weeks. @mountaingirl invited me over so I will do my best not to be a douche and make her look bad. Unless you are looking for a douche in which case I will do my best to be the best douche I can be!

Howdy grab a chair and sit a spell. Be all you can be!

Make sure you read the rules... Oh wait we don't have any! We only ban pedophiles and Canadians.

[Big Ken]

Hello and Welcome

[Inor]

Douche - no douche, whatever, just be prepared for the blowback if the former.

Welcome from sunny AZ.

[rice paddy daddy]

Welcome aboard.

I'm just as square here as "over there".

[Coastie dad]

How sweet..,everyone is being welcoming to the new guy. Hi new guy...welcome to the land of sweetness and lollipops, where we are all winners and everyone gets a trophy!
Remember our motto: if you can't say anything nice, well, your probably as big a dick as the rest of us.

[KnuteFartne]

Douche not so much. But grumpy asshole will fit nicely here. Welcome to the Orange site.

-Sasquatch (it's a long story why my name is different here)

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[A Watchman]

Welcome!

[Ricekila]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/RICEKILA/Smillies/Camel.gif

Soooooooooooo --- who are / were you - in what other place ?

[Gambit]

howdy from the great kiddie pool of shame located somewhere in KY
https://i.imgur.com/fucPI3a.jpg?1

[patrioteer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/RICEKILA/Smillies/Camel.gif

Soooooooooooo --- who are / were you - in what other place ?

My name is mitchell and I work for Google and the nsa, which are really the same thing.

Kidding! Same name, same avatar at prepper forum.

[Ricekila]

Ah -- a wise ass --

Opie ?

[patrioteer]

My mama use to tell me when I was waiting in line for smarts I thought they said farts and got a double dose of sarcasm instead. :biglaugh:

[Unclefred]

Welcome to the forum. Now you'll get to learn all about Michigan.

[Unclefred]

Ah -- a wise ass --

Opie ?

Opie has no sense of humor that I've ever seen. Although he is a joke.

[BucketBack]

We have a forum for DoucheBags ready

[hawgrider]

Welcome to the forum. Now you'll get to learn all about Michigan.

"Meatchicken" is the correct terminology.

[TJC44]

And those of us behind enemy lines.
BTW, Gov "Um, uh" Malloy signed the bump stock ban into law last week.
Fortunately, the other bills didn't make it through before the house session ended.

[BucketBack]

My mama use to tell me when I was waiting in line for smarts I thought they said farts and got a double dose of sarcasm instead. :biglaugh:

a fart smeller as opposed to smart fellow

[Unclefred]

"Meatchicken" is the correct terminology.

I should know that since I have relatives around Alpena. Duh.

[hawgrider]

I should know that since I have relatives around Alpena. Duh.

Its nice up der in Alpena.

[patrioteer]

I see now that I am officially a diddy-bopper. Which is either an insult or a compliment, I am not sure. Either way I am going to deny it until some catches me on video.

[A Watchman]

I see now that I am officially a diddy-bopper. Which is either an insult or a compliment, I am not sure. Either way I am going to deny it until some catches me on video.

If you were looking for a compliment, you stopped by the wrong place. This is a different kind of therapy we do here. :groinkick:

[patrioteer]

If you were looking for a compliment, you stopped by the wrong place. This is a different kind of therapy we do here. :groinkick:


Got it. So is diddle-hopping a felony or a misdemeanor? Either way still going to deny it. I was out fishing when that happened. I never saw her before. I ran out of Viagra. This tennis elbow keeps me from doing that. I'm color blind. Would you believe that it was my long lost twin brother?

[hawgrider]

Got it. So is diddle-hopping a felony or a misdemeanor? Either way still going to deny it. I was out fishing when that happened. I never saw her before. I ran out of Viagra. This tennis elbow keeps me from doing that. I'm color blind. Would you believe that it was my long lost twin brother?

Dayum! Sorry to hear about your lost twin brother.

Wait...


Twin brother?


Nevermind...


Diddybopper is I belive -


DIDDY BOP: swagger; affected walk.
http://www.vietvet.org/usmcdict.htm


That will change with your post count.

[rice paddy daddy]

Actually, diddy bopper is an old Army term.
It is synonymous with June Bug.

[MountainGirl]

Actually, diddy bopper is an old Army term.
It is synonymous with June Bug.

June Bug! I remember those, lol. Haven't seen one since I left Nebraska.
They'd buzz & jump all over the pavement under the lights...we'd chase them as kids!
Ah..whatta memory :)

5131

[hawgrider]

Actually, diddy bopper is an old Army term.
It is synonymous with June Bug.

I goggled it.. a litte before my time. Seemed to be Vietnam era though. I was about 4 years old in 64

[Inor]

June Bug! I remember those, lol. Haven't seen one since I left Nebraska.
They'd buzz & jump all over the pavement under the lights...we'd chase them as kids!
Ah..whatta memory :)

5131

You want June Bugs?!?! We have them the size of Toyotas down here!!! In about a month, I will be shooting them with 4-10 shells!

[Walter Tyler]

Aloha from Saint Louis and SEMO

[MountainGirl]

You want June Bugs?!?! We have them the size of Toyotas down here!!! In about a month, I will be shooting them with 4-10 shells!

Annnnd.... yet another reason my mountain wins. :mocking:

[Deebo]

https://youtu.be/bYN4iixyLbU
careful, this is how we welcome "new kids".....
Just kidding, I already liked you on the PF, welcome aboard, and enjoy watching this kid get taught to "keep his hands to himself".

[Dwight55]

Patrioteer, . . . welcome aboard.

There are a few things to note here, . . . many of us were military types in former incantations, . . .

You can learn all you need to know about Meatchicken in the EBT line in Detoilet, . . . or in the first 2 miles of US 23, north of Toledo, Ohio as you pass from the Buckeye state to "that place up north".

Some folks on here ride 2 wheeled conveyances, . . . and usually they have no consideration for noise levels that harm other people's ears, . . . they been doing it so long that they have become so hard of hearing that their computer screens are 55 inch televisions, . . . (they have trouble hearing the written word as well).

Some of us are just along for the news, . . . informational tidbits about surviving what the heck later today or tomorrow brings, . . . generally good conversation, . . . and an occasional delusional moderator who doubles as an old grump.

Other than that, . . . have fun.

May God bless,
Dwight

[MountainGirl]

https://youtu.be/bYN4iixyLbU
careful, this is how we welcome "new kids".....
Just kidding, I already liked you on the PF, welcome aboard, and enjoy watching this kid get taught to "keep his hands to himself".

Wow. There's your next school shooter.

[patrioteer]

https://youtu.be/bYN4iixyLbU
careful, this is how we welcome "new kids".....
Just kidding, I already liked you on the PF, welcome aboard, and enjoy watching this kid get taught to "keep his hands to himself".


I laughed out loud when the bearded guy tossed the kid down and he cried out like a dying rabbit. I was really hoping some other kids would show up and start kicking him.

[hawgrider]

I laughed out loud when the bearded guy tossed the kid down and he cried out like a dying rabbit. I was really hoping some other kids would show up and start kicking him.

That kid would not last for 3 seconds at my house. Corporal punishment would be dished up for him on a silver platter!

[juskom95]

Belated welcome to the board!

If you haven't figured it out yet:
https://i.imgur.com/RzghvJI.gif