It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

[Coastie dad]

I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and across from me sits two girls, about college age.
One is wearing reeeeeaaaaally short baggy leg shorts.

Every time she gets out of the booth, I see a little more of the...uh.. clamshell, shall we say.



Then my fortune cookie says:
Guard yourself against evil temptations.


I'm telling you, my wife has a spy network! Probably the people in the mystery RV are relaying info on my whereabouts and shenanigans.

[Gambit]

I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and across from me sits two girls, about college age.
One is wearing reeeeeaaaaally short baggy leg shorts.

Every time she gets out of the booth, I see a little more of the...uh.. clamshell, shall we say.



Then my fortune cookie says:
Guard yourself against evil temptations.


I'm telling you, my wife has a spy network! Probably the people in the mystery RV are relaying info on my whereabouts and shenanigans.

we need pictures of the girl with the reeeeeeeeeally baggy shorts to do a clamshell identification

[Coastie dad]

I need to stay out of jail and keep my license.:whippin:


ETA: I'm sure it was a ............



SALTWATER CLAM!!!!!!!

[Sasquatch]

Did you time travel back to the 80's? Because nowadays the girls usually wear reeeeeeeaaaalllly short shorts with their cheeks hanging out.

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[BucketBack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgIcL2gVnhc

[BucketBack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo

[BucketBack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HPfmvaWRw

[Coastie dad]

Skimpy, baggy shorts.

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[Sparkyprep]

Those wives have eyes everywhere!

[BucketBack]

No worries

[shootbrownelk]

That reminds me, I have an upcoming eye exam.