Nobody cares about this

[Sockpuppet]

Nobody cares.

[RWalls]

Hmm, seems suspicious better send it to my house for inspection.

[Sparkyprep]

Congratulations!

[1moretoy]

Free is always good and the fact that you put in an effort to submit something to win makes it even nicer. Congrats.

[RWalls]

Okay. Please send me your certified funds for $10,000 as a deposit. :crazy:

I sent it yesterday you didn't get it?

[Pauls]

I hereby certify that that piece of toilet paper is valued at $10,000. There, now you have certified funds....

When requesting certification one must be very specific in order to get what you really want.

I can legally certify a heavy equipment operator has had the proper training to operate the equipment trained on - I cannot certify that the operator will use the training received.
I can legally certify that a couple has been married (by me) but I cannot certify that they will execute the vows they took.

[Pauls]

The legal definition for having sex is, "...touching or causing to be touched... the genitals of another in any way constitutes a sexual act..."

This is why touching the genitals of a child can be described as a sexual encounter. If you have ever changed the diaper (nappy for those of British ilk) of a baby you should be ashamed of yourself! ;)

[Coppertop]

This thread took a left hand turn.... oh well