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TJC44
09-09-2019, 07:07 PM
o.k. one more time.

I though for sure that I had posted about my truck when I bought it back in February. But for the life of me, I can't find it.
So here it is (again?)

In February, I traded in my tired Jeep Patriot for a 2017 Dodge Ram 1500. It had 17000 miles on it at the time (I've added a few) and it is turning into one of the better vehicles I've owned.
I know, it's dirty. Excuse the mess.

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Ricekila
09-09-2019, 07:12 PM
Any major problems with the Patriot -- like the cylinders shifting in the block or the trans locking up --- I'm looking for one ?

P/S -- whats with all the crap on the back seat -- you live back there now -- LOL
hawgrider
09-09-2019, 07:14 PM
o.k. one more time.

I though for sure that I had posted about my truck when I bought it back in February. But for the life of me, I can't find it.
So here it is (again?)

In February, I traded in my tired Jeep Patriot for a 2017 Dodge Ram 1500. It had 17000 miles on it at the time (I've added a few) and it is turning into one of the better vehicles I've owned.
I know, it's dirty. Excuse the mess.

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A truck is supposed be be dirty.
TJC44
09-09-2019, 07:34 PM
Any major problems with the Patriot -- like the cylinders shifting in the block or the trans locking up --- I'm looking for one ?

P/S -- whats with all the crap on the back seat -- you live back there now -- LOL

No, actually I liked the Patriot. I bought it in '08 during the divorce from wife #1. It was small, enclosed, lots of cargo area for my crap (which is now in the backseat of the truck), and good on gas. But with 189K miles, it was getting tired. I had been doing 60 miles/day until a few years ago. I'm much closer to work now.
Bugout bag, tools, jumpstarter, reuseable shopping bags so I'm not paying $0.10/bag when I go shopping (thank you Ned Lamont)
TJC44
09-09-2019, 07:40 PM
A truck is supposed be be dirty.

I actually cleaned it up a couple of weeks ago. It's still too new for me to NOT mind it being messy.
The truck next to it is a '15 or '16 Ram diesel owned by a coworker. it has the tool boxes on the side of the bed.
Slippy
09-09-2019, 08:31 PM
...
P/S -- whats with all the crap on the back seat -- you live back there now -- LOL


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Is that a Dildo in the backseat? :bounce:
MountainGirl
09-09-2019, 08:42 PM
*perk*

Where??

:twopopcorn:
TJC44
09-09-2019, 09:16 PM
Is that a Dildo in the backseat? :bounce:

:squintfingers:
Sorry, Boss. Only thing edible in there is apple pie.
MountainGirl
09-09-2019, 09:55 PM
:squintfingers:
Sorry, Boss. Only thing edible in there is apple pie.

Edible? WTF??
Who the hell eats a Dildo??
I think you've been doin it wrong, son.
Inor
09-10-2019, 12:02 AM
Edible? WTF??
Who the hell eats a Dildo??
I think you've been doin it wrong, son.

I've heard rumors about dildo but have never known what it is for. Could you please explain further.

Also, pictures or it didn't happen. :biglaugh:
hawgrider
09-10-2019, 05:15 AM
Dildo Bobbins wasn't he in that Hairy Potter movie?
TJC44
09-10-2019, 09:29 AM
Dildo Bobbins wasn't he in that Hairy Potter movie?

You guys DON'T get out much, do you?

BILBO BAGGINS is Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'

Surprised Gambit hasn't chimed in yet.
Gambit
09-10-2019, 09:49 AM
You guys DON'T get out much, do you?

BILBO BAGGINS is Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'

Surprised Gambit hasn't chimed in yet.

im a wee slow today do to pain meds
gaint bone spur + nerve on spine = major ouch
hawgrider
09-10-2019, 09:52 AM
You guys DON'T get out much, do you?

BILBO BAGGINS is Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'

Surprised Gambit hasn't chimed in yet.
Hairy Potter = Harry LMAO!

Wait... token don't be a bogart and pass that joint.
Big Ken
09-10-2019, 11:13 AM
I had a 2005 Dodge Ram with the 5.7 Hemi, best truck I've owned to date, even better than my current Silveraldo.
MountainGirl
09-10-2019, 02:15 PM
I've heard rumors about dildo but have never known what it is for. Could you please explain further.

Also, pictures or it didn't happen. :biglaugh:

Hmmm.... I might owe TJC44 an apology.
I went looking for some pictures for you, Inor, so you too could learn what this is all about - and boy was I schooled.
I guess dildo's are good for eating after all, among many other things...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pour bleach in my eyes...and then find Tom. :halo:
MountainGirl
09-10-2019, 02:22 PM
I had a 2005 Dodge Ram with the 5.7 Hemi, best truck I've owned to date, even better than my current Silveraldo.

!! That's what Tom has now. He loves it. Was yours the 2500?

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TJC44
09-10-2019, 05:57 PM
Hmmm.... I might owe TCJ44 an apology.
I went looking for some pictures for you, Inor, so you too could learn what this is all about - and boy was I schooled.
I guess dildo's are good for eating after all, among many other things...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pour bleach in my eyes...and then find Tom. :halo:

Didn't you grow some cucumbers?
MountainGirl
09-10-2019, 06:12 PM
Didn't you grow some cucumbers?

Yes, but I dont f*ck with my food. :ughh:
Slippy
09-10-2019, 08:41 PM
:squintfingers:
Sorry, Boss. Only thing edible in there is apple pie.

Sorry for messing with you TJC44 about the dildo thing!

Allow me to explain...Often times, for example when I go to lunch with business partners, vendors etc there often is 3 or 4 people and the person driving is usually travelling so he has luggage, shoes extra shit in his car.

The driver usually apologizes for the mess as everyone jockey's for seats...and usually I'll say "no problem, I'll just move this luggage, OH and is this your DILDO?"

Never fails to get a laugh or a snicker out of every time! :verysorry:
Baglady
09-10-2019, 11:08 PM
I actually cleaned it up a couple of weeks ago. It's still too new for me to NOT mind it being messy.
The truck next to it is a '15 or '16 Ram diesel owned by a coworker. it has the tool boxes on the side of the bed.

SWEET! And it's purty too! Now go get a load of chicken chit and till it in for next years garden.