Not New, But Back.

[Denton]

My name is Denton. Yes, my real name. Most of you know me. I've crossed swords with some of you and you are the dumbasses are the ones who I feel most akin to. Yup. I just ended a sentence with a preparation. That won't be my last mistake.

Thanks Inor and Sas.

Rubberduck, how are you?

[Inor]

My name is Denton. Yes, my real name. Most of you know me. I've crossed swords with some of you and you are the dumbasses are the ones who I feel most akin to. Yup. I just ended a sentence with a preparation. That won't be my last mistake.

Thanks Inor and Sas.

Rubberduck, how are you?

To those of you that do not know Denton, he is a complete fucktard. But he is a fucktard that I am proud to call my friend in real life as well as here.

[Denton]

To those of you that do not know Denton, he is a complete fucktard. But he is a fucktard that I am proud to call my friend in real life as well as here.

I've been called worse, but I am proud to be your friend. Your wife, too.

[White Shadow]

To those of you that do not know Denton, he is a complete fucktard. But he is a fucktard that I am proud to call my friend in real life as well as here.


I've been called worse, but I am proud to be your friend. Your wife, too.


Phrasing is important. I had to read that response twice.

[Inor]

Phrasing is important. I had to read that response twice.

Denton is good people.

[Denton]

Phrasing is important. I had to read that response twice.

Inor and his wife are good people.
I hope that is clear enough. :blow:

[Slippy]

Denton's an Asshole.

But he's OUR Asshole! :blow:

(Which is why he ends sentences with Preparations, Preparation H that is! :D )

I wish he would do a pudcast or some such nonsense, it would give me another reason to get drunk in order to listen to it. Oh and here's an idea...we should get another dude to do the pudcast with Denton! We could call it the Denton and Some Other Guy Bitch and Moan for about 45 minutes?

It would probably never work and they'd get kicked off the YouToo. :fanculo:

[BucketBack]

Vitamin A & D ointment works also

[hawgrider]

My name is Denton. Yes, my real name. Most of you know me. I've crossed swords with some of you and you are the dumbasses are the ones who I feel most akin to. Yup. I just ended a sentence with a preparation. That won't be my last mistake.

Thanks Inor and Sas.

Rubberduck, how are you?

The Jack booted thug returns! :D Hey Denton what's new?

[Gambit]

welcome back man

[TJC44]

Denton's an Asshole.

But he's OUR Asshole! :blow:

(Which is why he ends sentences with Preparations, Preparation H that is! :D )

I wish he would do a pudcast or some such nonsense, it would give me another reason to get drunk in order to listen to it. Oh and here's an idea...we should get another dude to do the pudcast with Denton! We could call it the Denton and Some Other Guy Bitch and Moan for about 45 minutes?

It would probably never work and they'd get kicked off the YouToo. :fanculo:I don't know Slip. I have seen some strange shit there got hundreds of hits. "Touch an apple to the wall" comes to mind. seriously, welcome back Denton. The show makes my day.


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[RubberDuck]

Rubberduck, how are you?

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[Innkeeper]

Welcome back Denton.

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[Big Ken]

We haven't met, I'm Ken, welcome back.

[shootbrownelk]

Welcome back Denton.

[hawgrider]

We haven't met, I'm Ken, welcome back.

He's the Jack booted thug Super Mod from Prepper forums.

Denton, meet a friend of mine Big Ken from "MGO" Michigan gun owners forum.

[hawgrider]

Phrasing is important. I had to read that response twice.

Definitely had to do a double take!:thinking:

[KnuteFartne]

Jigs up boys. No more Denton bashing.

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[RubberDuck]

Jigs up boys. No more Denton bashing.

Sent from my SM-G950U using TapatalkYour Californian possessed side must have just wrote that.
Round here we have the same set of balls to their face as we do behind their backs

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[KnuteFartne]

Your Californian possessed side must have just wrote that.
Round here we have the same set of balls to their face as we do behind their backs

Sent from my SM-G955U using TapatalkYou put your balls on mens faces?

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[hawgrider]

You put your balls on mens faces?

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That would be called tea bagging?

[RubberDuck]

Ill bounce them right off their ignorant forehead if helps the stupid in them understand.
AC/DC and my masculinity helps to not be shy of the biggest balls of them all

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[Slippy]

You put your balls on mens faces?

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That would be called tea bagging?


Ill bounce them right off their ignorant forehead if helps the stupid in them understand.
AC/DC and my masculinity helps to not be shy of the biggest balls of them all

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Speaking of Scrotums on other dudes faces a few years ago an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan rubbed his nutsack on a passed out LSU Tiger Fan on Bourbon Street in a Krystal.

Now you are probably thinking what I'm thinking..."there's a Krystal on Bourbon Street?" Who Knew? HA!

But I digress. Evidently the Ballsy 'Bama Fan is now serving 2 years in prison. I suspect he is having a real BALL there!
https://deadspin.com/nsfw-an-alabama-fan-teabagged-a-passed-out-lsu-fan-at-5876249

But the feud doesn't end with that, fast forward a couple of years and some Bama Fan starts heckling LSU fans after the game in a Louisiana bar and gets his ass kicked and freakin dies!

https://www.wbrz.com/news/bama-fan-beaten-in-bar-fight-after-lsu-game-dies-in-hospital-tuesday

The Bama v LSU game is next week so stay tuned for the festivities!

[KnuteFartne]

That would be called tea bagging?That's called gay.

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[Inor]

Speaking of Scrotums on other dudes faces a few years ago an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan rubbed his nutsack on a passed out LSU Tiger Fan on Bourbon Street in a Krystal.

Now you are probably thinking what I'm thinking..."there's a Krystal on Bourbon Street?" Who Knew? HA!

But I digress. Evidently the Ballsy 'Bama Fan is now serving 2 years in prison. I suspect he is having a real BALL there!
https://deadspin.com/nsfw-an-alabama-fan-teabagged-a-passed-out-lsu-fan-at-5876249

But the feud doesn't end with that, fast forward a couple of years and some Bama Fan starts heckling LSU fans after the game in a Louisiana bar and gets his ass kicked and freakin dies!

https://www.wbrz.com/news/bama-fan-beaten-in-bar-fight-after-lsu-game-dies-in-hospital-tuesday

The Bama v LSU game is next week so stay tuned for the festivities!

Sometimes you worry me...

[hawgrider]

That's called gay.

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[TJC44]

AANND Another OTP thread takes a hard left turn!

[RubberDuck]

AANND Another OTP thread takes a hard left turn!.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191101/fd8b6787fe0a55298a6635cf87073e7b.jpg

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[hawgrider]

AANND Another OTP thread takes a hard left turn!

We do it best!

[Denton]

Thanks for the warm welcomes!

As far as the rest of the thread's content, content, I don't know what to say. I don't have a degree in psychiatry. :lost:

[hawgrider]

Thanks for the warm welcomes!

As far as the rest of the thread's content, content, I don't know what to say. I don't have a degree in psychiatry. :lost:

We would send most shrinks to the nut farm after one 30 minute session.

[MI.oldguy]

Denton,really good to hear from you.I don't get to too many places anymore,health and honeydoo lists keep me busy around our new house.

Welcome back,kick back and stick around Ya hear?.

[Deebo]

Hey Prick.
Good to see you come around the "darkside" too.

[hawgrider]

Hey Prick.
Good to see you come around the "darkside" too.

Wait a minute we aren't darkside here. We ban devil worshipers. We are baseball, apple pie, drove my Chevy to the levy and the good ole boys drinkin whiskey and rye.

[Mister Mills]

My name is Denton. Yes, my real name. Most of you know me. I've crossed swords with some of you and you are the dumbasses are the ones who I feel most akin to. Yup. I just ended a sentence with a preparation. That won't be my last mistake.

Thanks Inor and Sas.

Rubberduck, how are you?

Welcome back Denton.

[StratBastard]

Always great to have you around Denton!

[rice paddy daddy]

Hey, pal.
"Bout time ya drug yer sorry ass back here.

[Sparkyprep]

Only if your bagging a dude.

If you are bagging a chick, it is called "true love". :jester:

[Sparkyprep]

Ok. Ok. Ok. Welcome back, Denton. Good to see you.

[Baglady]

DENTON?????!!!!!!!!!! PHONE HOME!! :rapture:Been a loooong time. We need some fresh perspective or dangling participles...:bounce::bounce:

[A Watchman]

Jigs up boys. No more Denton bashing.

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Now hold on a darn minute boys ..... shouldn't we have voted on this Denton thing??

[KnuteFartne]

DENTON?????!!!!!!!!!! PHONE HOME!! :rapture:Been a loooong time. We need some fresh perspective or dangling participles...:bounce::bounce:

Dangling participles!? I didnt think it was that kinda site.

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[Slippy]

Denton's an Asshole.

But he's OUR Asshole! :blow:

(Which is why he ends sentences with Preparations, Preparation H that is! :D )

I wish he would do a pudcast or some such nonsense, it would give me another reason to get drunk in order to listen to it. Oh and here's an idea...we should get another dude to do the pudcast with Denton! We could call it the Denton and Some Other Guy Bitch and Moan for about 45 minutes?

It would probably never work and they'd get kicked off the YouToo. :fanculo:


Dangling participles!? I didnt think it was that kinda site.

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It just hit me betwixt the frontal lobe!

The Denton and KnuteFartne show has a helluva ring! :chopper:

[Denton]

Hey, pal.
"Bout time ya drug yer sorry ass back here.

I have more time, now. The new company over the contract doesn't believe that throwing money into overtime is the answer to everything. I'm glad. I've aged 15 years in the last eight years.

[StratBastard]

I have more time, now. The new company over the contract doesn't believe that throwing money into overtime is the answer to everything. I'm glad. I've aged 15 years in the last eight years.

We used to have MANDATORY overtime where I worked, and they thought it the cure for everything. Rarely would I ever work a mere 8 hour shift. Add to that the fact it was a graveyard shift, and yes it will age you something fierce. Glad to hear you are getting less of it! At some point, money isn't a motivator compared to seeing your dang family.

[Baglady]

It just hit me betwixt the frontal lobe!

The Denton and KnuteFartne show has a helluva ring! :chopper:

And yet the furball got it. I've got my work cut out for me!

[Baglady]

Dangling participles!? I didnt think it was that kinda site.

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Some of us are a little more subtle than others. :bigthumbup: