So.....there I was.....knee deep in pity and epiphany.....

[OSFG]

So you guys are about to get the deluxe version of OSFG......It wont be R rated.... but it damn well will be underrated..... just give me a moment to collect myself.... I've been paying people $40 to listen to me in 5 minute spurts and give me medicine....so I said......well. shaka khan....I can do that for free... these fukn folks love me anyways.

so I'm gonna spout here and yon....mostly yon....but sometimes here.....stand by.....i'm i'm yon'ing now

[Sasquatch]

:twopopcorn:

[Inor]

:popcorn:

We're waiting...

[Innkeeper]

.......

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[Mister Mills]

I do that, I start something and then forget what I was doing.And later on I will usually blow up my secret lab.
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This is me eyeballing the hot chicks.

[Deebo]

Well I was chomping at the bit, ready for a true "throwdown from a wordsmith". I will check back, because I LIKE HIM.

[TJC44]

3 days later...………….

:oldwheelchair:

[rstanek]

:popcorn:

[Sparkyprep]

:cmon:

[Rich1028]

WTF???

[Baglady]

Somebody check to see if he's still breathing...

[OSFG]

I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....

[Sasquatch]

I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....

Coronavirus?

[Dwight55]

I've been told that one of the tests for dimentia / alzheimers is that they will blindfold you, . . . pass a jar of peanut butter under your nose, . . . ask you what you were smelling.

Answer it right and you can go.

Goof up and you get all the doc's workup, . . . questions, . . . counseling, . . . yada yada yada.

So go check out that jar, . . .

If ya can smell it, . . . start writing.

And jsut rmemebr taht oen of teh msot perdmoninet mrarekrs taht is uesd to detcet mmeroy porbmels is poor sepllnig .

May God bless,
Dwight

[TJC44]

Hawg, Rwalls, better check the virus protection on the site.

[hawgrider]

Hawg, Rwalls, better check the virus protection on the site.

Why? We got the corona virus now?

[Prepared One]

OMG! What are ya sayin? Can I catch the China bug on this site!!!! I don't have my mask on! AHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! We're all gonna die. Ahhhhhhhhhha

[TJC44]

Why? We got the corona virus now?

We need to make sure OSFG hasn't infected us.

Oh, never mind. He did that a long time ago!

:cliff:

[Deebo]

I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....

There's the guy I know.
https://youtu.be/8UJX1fwonQc

[OSFG]

I got a rant building....and I'm working through about 5 sub rants in my mind. The sickness is about done. actually went to work and did a 12 hour day. So I'm a bit tuckered from 5 days of emails and idiocy that is indicative of Government employees pretending to be more knowledgable and prophetic than God gave them gifts to perform.

So I'mma chill for a bit....let my mind drift back to better days when I applied my vernacular with voracious vividness and thought, somewhat self gratifyingly, that I was witty.

[MountainGirl]

All things in their own time. Cant push perfection.
(Which has nothing to do with something being perfect or not.)

[Wellison]

In for a good rant...


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[hawgrider]

In for a good rant...


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At least one a month here grab a chair and sit a spell.