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hawgrider
03-10-2020, 05:49 AM
You better protect the TP you have.




Watch Out for These Toilet Paper Eating Bugs

I think I’ve heard it all now… there are bugs out there who eat paper. I guess that shouldn’t be all that surprising, considering how termites go after wood and paper is made from wood fibers.

But I guess it’s the kind of paper they eat which surprised me. The bugs I’m talking about seem to have an affinity for toilet paper. Maybe it’s softness is easier on their jaws.

As best I know, we’re talking about clean toilet paper here, just for clarity sake. Although considering what kinds of bugs are on this list, there might be one, at least, that likes the flavored kind. Uck! I think we’ll just ignore that one.

The paper eaters I’m talking about are silverfish. If you haven’t seen them, they’re a silvery insect about 3/4 of an inch long. If you look close, there are a couple of antenna at one end and a few spikes on the tail at the other end.

In between, you’ll find six legs. They like damp climates, https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/

Slippy
03-10-2020, 07:57 AM
I don't think our sons and daughter in law know about our TP stores in the attic (in metal garbage cans lined with heavy duty trash bags and sealed.)

I think it will be fun to see the looks on their faces to confirm just how bat shit crazy me and Mrs Slippy are!

hawgrider
03-10-2020, 08:22 AM
I don't think our sons and daughter in law know about our TP stores in the attic (in metal garbage cans lined with heavy duty trash bags and sealed.)

I think it will be fun to see the looks on their faces to confirm just how bat shit crazy me and Mrs Slippy are!

Sounds like a mission to have fun with.

RWalls
03-10-2020, 03:30 PM
10112

hawgrider
03-10-2020, 04:14 PM
10112

^^ Yup there it is folks! ^^

Sparkyprep
03-10-2020, 05:22 PM
I've got plenty. Yes. I still prep.

juskom95
03-10-2020, 07:24 PM
10112

Yeah, these things kind of lost their OH MY GOD THE WORLD'S ENDING!!!! feeling a long time ago.

Big Ken
03-10-2020, 07:40 PM
Selling dime bags.

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Sasquatch
03-11-2020, 02:00 AM
I ain't worried. I wipe with the closest bunny rabbit or piece of bark.

Mister Mills
03-11-2020, 01:39 PM
You better protect the TP you have.

I have some really useless phone books that I can use in a pinch, that is all that the things are good for anyway.

RubberDuck
03-11-2020, 04:29 PM
Rinse and dry...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200311/1ff095adc2bfd3dfed28a15d1bf029d8.gif

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hawgrider
03-11-2020, 04:43 PM
Ye ole ass blaster

Big Ken
03-11-2020, 08:42 PM
Oh No

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Ricekila
03-11-2020, 08:57 PM
Wifey usually buys a 6 pack & replaces in when we get down to one roll in the base cabinet & one on the wall --- today she said the store stock was low but bought an extra pack just in case -- we're covered for a week -- LOL

Innkeeper
03-11-2020, 11:21 PM
I stand corrected now Hawg as of midnight the TP aisle in our walmart is barren the hysteria has finally reached us.

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hawgrider
03-12-2020, 04:16 AM
I stand corrected now Hawg as of midnight the TP aisle in our walmart is barren the hysteria has finally reached us.

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Knew it. Yup I was going to say within a week it will turn up there. So yeah that was quick.

Prepared One
03-12-2020, 06:26 AM
Wife and I were listening to the news of the panic over TP. She asked if we were covered. I smiled knowingly and nodded my head in the affirmative. Who's a crazy lunatic now?

Inor
03-12-2020, 06:57 AM
Wife and I were listening to the news of the panic over TP. She asked if we were covered. I smiled knowingly and nodded my head in the affirmative. Who's a crazy lunatic now?

That's what I love about the freak-out show going on over at PF right now. Isn't the whole point to being a prepper so we do not have to get too excited when shit like this happens?!? We have it covered. And if you have been following the whole prepper thing for more than a couple months and don't at least have some basic supplies put back, then I guess you are too damn stupid stupid or lazy to live!

Oy vey! It is going to be nice to have a few free days to get back to work on my gardens and maybe enjoy a little seat time on the tractor.

Slippy
03-12-2020, 07:12 AM
I spoke to my nephew yesterday who works for WalMart Corporate in the Purchasing Dept and he told me that the Toilet Paper Division has met their annual budget thru the first 3 months (Year to Date) of 2020.

He also told me a few interesting things about Walmart and of course their connection to Chicoms etc.

Also that Walmart has a Chief Medical Officer!?!? Who knew? Anyway, yesterday the CMO of Walmart sent out a policy change about COVID 19 and their new travel policy which is basically ZERO travel both in the US and abroad.

A few weeks ago, Walmart was not worried about domestic food inventories but that is changing rapidly, according to my nephew.

Our system is phucking fragile...

Innkeeper
03-12-2020, 07:22 AM
I spoke to my nephew yesterday who works for WalMart Corporate in the Purchasing Dept and he told me that the Toilet Paper Division has met their annual budget thru the first 3 months (Year to Date) of 2020.

He also told me a few interesting things about Walmart and of course their connection to Chicoms etc.

Also that Walmart has a Chief Medical Officer!?!? Who knew? Anyway, yesterday the CMO of Walmart sent out a policy change about COVID 19 and their new travel policy which is basically ZERO travel both in the US and abroad.

A few weeks ago, Walmart was not worried about domestic food inventories but that is changing rapidly, according to my nephew.

Our system is phucking fragile...Yeah our company sent out a travel warning beginning of the week canceling all travel to 4 nations, except for emergency for company business. Personal travel to those countries is not recommended and if you do you must contact HR and self quarantine when you return, no domestic bans yet.

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Prepared One
03-12-2020, 07:53 AM
I spoke to my nephew yesterday who works for WalMart Corporate in the Purchasing Dept and he told me that the Toilet Paper Division has met their annual budget thru the first 3 months (Year to Date) of 2020.

He also told me a few interesting things about Walmart and of course their connection to Chicoms etc.

Also that Walmart has a Chief Medical Officer!?!? Who knew? Anyway, yesterday the CMO of Walmart sent out a policy change about COVID 19 and their new travel policy which is basically ZERO travel both in the US and abroad.

A few weeks ago, Walmart was not worried about domestic food inventories but that is changing rapidly, according to my nephew.

Our system is phucking fragile...

That's the thing. I worry more about the system, the economic impact, and panicked people doing stupid shit more then the bug. We, being prepared, have always known that it is the system that's the weak link. It's the system that will fail at the slightest provocation.

Innkeeper
03-12-2020, 09:46 AM
That's the thing. I worry more about the system, the economic impact, and panicked people doing stupid shit more then the bug. We, being prepared, have always known that it is the system that's the weak link. It's the system that will fail at the slightest provocation.You just hit the nail on the head, a person can be smart, but people are stupid, and all this hype is feeding the stupid people and putting unneeded stress on fragile systems.

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Kfilly
03-14-2020, 02:28 PM
You better protect the TP you have.




Watch Out for These Toilet Paper Eating Bugs
https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/

The brainwashed people are watching the propaganda ministry tell them what to buy in order to prepare for a lockdown. People are also following the 1984 Social Engineering thing about not talking to others. PS-This is not a virus. It is evil governments and their corporate partners slowly turning on their 5g surveillance network. This network frequencies literally microwave oxygen which makes the body's hemoglobin unable to absorb it on a cellular level. People literally suffocate.

I posted an hour long video about someone who asked the right questions. She had Congressional testimony where people stated it was not tested for safety. She asked questions about documented symptoms that do not make sense. She researched the frequencies used. She had clips of Bill Gates talking population reduction. She had another clip of one of the head vaccine pushers in the US getting questioned as to what is in the vaccines. Funny, he does not take them.

hawgrider
03-14-2020, 02:47 PM
5G eh well hmm I suppose. Nothing surprises me these days.

Kfilly
03-14-2020, 03:04 PM
5G eh well hmm I suppose. Nothing surprises me these days.

Yes, watch Dana Ashlie's video on YouTube about 5g. It is not tinfoil hat stuff. She asked questions. She not only asked questions. She asked very good ones. Your blood will boil. At what other time did the MSM ever tell people to prep? Why all the fear porn for a "virus" that has 1700 cases and near 40 deaths in the US when I checked yesterday? The mortality rate was around 2.5%. They are hyping the hell out of it because they know it will get worse when they ramp up the network in other cities. This is being done to create fear. People give up their liberties when they are afraid. Think medical martial law, forced vaccinations, and dictatorship. If you are a troublemaker, you will test positive and taken to a camp. The masses will cheer as they will not catch the flu. I meant the coronavirus. Now ask yourself, does the government's response sound appropriate given the mortality rate and number of cases I mentioned earlier (Numbers from John Hopkins)?

I believe this is the end of the republic.

hawgrider
03-14-2020, 03:20 PM
Yes, watch Dana Ashlie's video on YouTube about 5g. It is not tinfoil hat stuff. She asked questions. She not only asked questions. She asked very good ones. Your blood will boil. At what other time did the MSM ever tell people to prep? Why all the fear porn for a "virus" that has 1700 cases and near 40 deaths in the US when I checked yesterday? The mortality rate was around 2.5%. They are hyping the hell out of it because they know it will get worse when they ramp up the network in other cities. This is being done to create fear. People give up their liberties when they are afraid. Think medical martial law, forced vaccinations, and dictatorship. If you are a troublemaker, you will test positive and taken to a camp. The masses will cheer as they will not catch the flu. I meant the coronavirus. Now ask yourself, does the government's response sound appropriate given the mortality rate and number of cases I mentioned earlier (Numbers from John Hopkins)?

I believe this is the end of the republic.

Well I will admit I'm a bit concerned of medical marshal law/ quarantine ya da ya with the wretched gretchen governor here in Meatchicken. And can't say I'm not concerned about the same from the feds.

Kfilly
03-14-2020, 03:26 PM
Well I will admit I'm a bit concerned of medical marshal law/ quarantine ya da ya with the wretched gretchen governor here in Meatchicken. And can't say I'm not concerned about the same from the feds.

Wouldn't you say the government is moving rather quickly toward totalitarian measures on this given the information I looked up yesterday afternoon? I cannot imagine it changed all that much in one day. If you have not looked up the video I mentioned several times, I strongly urge you to do so.

hawgrider
03-14-2020, 05:34 PM
Wouldn't you say the government is moving rather quickly toward totalitarian measures on this given the information I looked up yesterday afternoon? I cannot imagine it changed all that much in one day. If you have not looked up the video I mentioned several times, I strongly urge you to do so.

No I haven't seen the vid yet been busy smoking some cheese and doing chores.

RubberDuck
03-14-2020, 06:37 PM
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