TEQUILA! Slippy Done Gone Loco...Or Has He?

[Slippy]

Hace unos meses, decidí que tenía que perder unos kilos y volver a estar en forma, así que...

Sorry about that, I have this over-riding urge to speak Mexkin, my bad I'll start again for you gringos..

A few months ago, I decided I needed to lose a few pounds and get back in shape so...I cut out alcohol (mostly) and began to eat much smaller portions then I had some minor outpatient bullshit which reduced my appetite and WAH-PHUCKIN-LA I'm down about 15 pounds and feel pretty good!

So, I slowly ventured back into some alcohol and sitting in a Meskin Restaurant in of all places, Baton Rouge, LA I told the senorita, "hit me with some high dollar Tequila, I'm expensing this shit!"...

DANG! I'm hooked now! Patron Reposado and Patron Silver have turned out to be 2 of my favorites. I'll sip on a healthy pour of each and sometimes add a lime squeeze and a pinch of sea salt! Outstanding! And not once have I had a morning headache...

And the kicker...I don't have the urge to snack like I do when drankin' bourbon or beer (beer in my opinion is still awesome tasting but dang it sure it bad for ME...healthwise that is...)

Anyway, Am I Loco or No-co?

(Patron Silver bottle was in the freezer chillin for later!)
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[MountainGirl]

Ahhh Sir Slippy, what a delightful man you are. :)

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor.
My tequila times are not fit to reveal, even in here. :girldancer:

[Sarge7402]

Skip, you're not getting any younger. Why not enjoy life to the fullest and eat and drink what you want

[Mad Trapper]

Try a margarita as follows.

Blender full of ice, add Grand Mariner and quality tequila (patron, don julio, hornitos.....) ~ 1:2 by volume. Add fresh fresh lime juice, nothing else. Blend well, let sit until enough ice has melted to pour/drink.

For sipping/shots always get the anejo (aged/dark).

Then there is mezcal with the worm.......

[A Watchman]

Patron and Cabo are hard to beat.

[Prepared One]

Can't go wrong with Patron. Now, if I could just find me a little young senorita with daddy issues to serve it to me. :biglaugh:

[Innkeeper]

Tequila is high in vitamin C so your helping your health drinking it.

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[Deebo]

You drink the tequila, Ill hit the bong. Life is good Sir.

[Mad Trapper]

Can't go wrong with Patron. Now, if I could just find me a little young senorita with daddy issues to serve it to me. :biglaugh:

Aren't those little gals swarming across the border right now down Texas way?

[Prepared One]

Aren't those little gals swarming across the border right now down Texas way?

Yep, and they they usually have 4 or 5 kids in tow with no money and can't speak a word of English.

[bigwheel]

Hace unos meses, decidí que tenía que perder unos kilos y volver a estar en forma, así que...

Sorry about that, I have this over-riding urge to speak Mexkin, my bad I'll start again for you gringos..

A few months ago, I decided I needed to lose a few pounds and get back in shape so...I cut out alcohol (mostly) and began to eat much smaller portions then I had some minor outpatient bullshit which reduced my appetite and WAH-PHUCKIN-LA I'm down about 15 pounds and feel pretty good!

So, I slowly ventured back into some alcohol and sitting in a Meskin Restaurant in of all places, Baton Rouge, LA I told the senorita, "hit me with some high dollar Tequila, I'm expensing this shit!"...

DANG! I'm hooked now! Patron Reposado and Patron Silver have turned out to be 2 of my favorites. I'll sip on a healthy pour of each and sometimes add a lime squeeze and a pinch of sea salt! Outstanding! And not once have I had a morning headache...

And the kicker...I don't have the urge to snack like I do when drankin' bourbon or beer (beer in my opinion is still awesome tasting but dang it sure it bad for ME...healthwise that is...)

Anyway, Am I Loco or No-co?

(Patron Silver bottle was in the freezer chillin for later!)
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Smart thinning Senior Queeks draw.

[BucketBack]

What's the wheelie in da pic :headbang:

[Slippy]

You drink the tequila, Ill hit the bong. Life is good Sir.

Deebs!

Good to hear from you, you 4 Corners Rascal you!

Hope all is well!

[Slippy]

Smart thinning Senior Queeks draw.

Thanks Buddy bigwheel!

I'm just tryin' to figger this whole thing called LIFE out!

[Slippy]

What's the wheelie in da pic :headbang:

...."Sometimes I feel like Jessie James just trying to make a name"...

Nothing like a little ol' Ruger Wrangler.

[hawgrider]

Tequila for me has to have 3 ingredients.

Salt blend first then the hooch and finish with the lemon slice.

[Mad Trapper]

Tequila for me has to have 3 ingredients.

Salt blend first then the hooch and finish with the lemon slice.

Ahhh....Shots! Anejo, dark aged stuff.

Just like Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey , aged stuff is smoother.

[Mad Trapper]

One time in college, I sneezed while I had a shot of tequila 1/2 down, nose/sinus was NOT happy.......

[stevekozak]

A nice smokey anejo is a nice sipper. The only spirit I ever chill is vodka. The colder the better. All other sipping spirits should be kept warm in my opinion. On the other hand, as the Whiskey Tribe guys say, the best way to drink a spirit is how you like to drink a spirit. I once had a friend that would pour liberal portions of my good Irish Whiskeys into a glass of soda, and I just bit my tongue and stayed jolly no matter how much it hurt.

[Mad Trapper]

Yep, and they they usually have 4 or 5 kids in tow with no money and can't speak a word of English.

Send me 1-2 minus kids.

1st one , for when the 2nd, is raggn.......

[Kusa]

I'm down about 15 pounds and feel pretty good!


Let’s see a picture of that gut before and after.

[stevekozak]

Let’s see a picture of that gut before and after.

Chubby-chaser.....

[BucketBack]

Makes me wunder

I've been accused of being a Chubby Chaser and Chubby Checker.

I was a checker for anything that went out of our plant or for more operations.

[Piratesailor]

Good on ya Slippy...

Just one observation.. what took you so long?

[Mad Trapper]

So no comments about mezcal/worm?

WTF?

[hawgrider]

So no comments about mezcal/worm?

WTF?

Me and my old hunting buddy would buy at least 1bottle of Tequila for camp we would do a few shots every night.
At the bottom of the bottle every year we would rotate who ate the worm with the last shot.

They say the best buzz was a shot with the worm.

[hawgrider]

Let’s see a picture of that gut before and after.

That's gay. No man should ever ask for a picture of another man's body parts.

[Mad Trapper]

That's gay. No man should ever ask for a picture of another man's body parts.

hottie for Kusa

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[Mad Trapper]

Me and my old hunting buddy would buy at least 1bottle of Tequila for camp we would do a few shots every night.
At the bottom of the bottle every year we would rotate who ate the worm with the last shot.

They say the best buzz was a shot with the worm.

I had a friend, who would tip the full bottle to his lips, until the worm sank, then gulp the worm on the 1st gulp.

[hawgrider]

I had a friend, who would tip the full bottle to his lips, until the worm sank, then gulp the worm on the 1st gulp.

That's a cool trick!

[Piratesailor]

23 years old.. in El Paso.. tried that worm trick... was told I could two step and line dance with the best of them....



I can’t dance.... period.

[Kusa]

That's gay. No man should ever ask for a picture of another man's body parts.

Let’s see a picture of you handsome.

[bigwheel]

hottie for Kusa

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Wow..thats attractive. What part of Okiehoma?

[RubberDuck]

Ahhh Sir Slippy, what a delightful man you are. :)

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor.
My tequila times are not fit to reveal, even in here. :girldancer:There are lots of boobs in these stories I bet

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[Sasquatch]

Like any liquor the top shelf stuff isn't going to leave you with a headache and the shits the next day.

I gave up tekillya years ago but that's because I drank crap when I was younger. A few years ago on a trip to Mesico we got pushed into a free "tasting" tour (that story is pretty funny in itself). Any how, it was high end stuff and went down smooth. I actually enjoyed it. Still not much of a fan of tequila but if someone offers a swig of the good stuff I'm always down.

[MountainGirl]

There are lots of boobs in these stories I bet

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At least two... sometimes four; once there were six. :)

[Prepared One]

I am a big fan of Tequila and boobs. :biglaugh: