Squeaky vs. the MRE's --

[Ricekila]

Every time we see some niggers piss & moan about their hand outs / snap cards - I always say --

"The section 8's should get MRE's --- if they are good enough for our military --- it's good enough for them -- no more steaks and shrimp on my dime" ! --- And she agrees ---------- then it dawned on me --- she never had an MRE in her life --


All this talk of MREs gots me ah thinking ( it didn't hurt this time ? ) ---- I just bought on Ebay an MRE for the Squeak to try ---- this should be a real hoot --- and might be thread worthy ?



I ordered a # 1-12 for her to try ----- she is the most picky-est eater on the fuck-en planet --- quite possible her only flaw -- LLL

So for dinner --

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I told her we can do this one of two ways -- I could take her out in the woods with just a canteen of water -- or do it in the kitchen -- guess which one she picked ?

Since it was her first time ------- Lay everything out and read the directions twice --

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I am pleased to report - she ate a little less than 1/2 ---

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And Mr. Pukes alot loved it --

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Plate was licked clean so I put it back in the cabinet --

I haven't had a MRE in about 50 years ----- the beef strips were excellent -- a wee-bit to spicy for her -- but she ate it --

The mash was great -- we split the bread & jam -- surprisingly good -- the peanut butter wasn't skippy but not too bad -- while I made the coffee ( great ) she devoured the dried cranberries -- yuck --

IMHO -- they came a long way -- some day soon -- I'll have her try another --- and as always --- I could eat this stuff all the time --

[hawgrider]

Thats awesome! Way to go Mrs RiceKila :bigthumbup::beerchug:

And Mr Pukes alot will get to taste it twice lol !

[Slippy]

:chopper:

[Inor]

Where are the package of 3 Lucky Strikes?!?

When I was a kid, my Boy Scout troop got a deal on several cases of old C-rations they would feed us on campouts. The food sucked, but those Luckys... (Of course that was before giving a bunch of 12 year olds cigarettes was a capital crime.)

[T-Man 1066]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

[TJC44]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

If you heat up a MRE, and not let her see the package, you'll get your answer I think.

[Ricekila]

Where are the package of 3 Lucky Strikes?!?

Non smoker -- saved them up to trade away --

[Ricekila]

T-Woman is a real picky eater unless I cook, then suddenly she likes whatever I make. Maybe I am a rockstar cook, maybe she is lay-zzzzz???

Dont they say -- along with brain cells -- taste buds go south also ?

[Ricekila]

Last night she asked --

"What about the vegetarians' -- do they have vegetarian MREs'" ?

I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath --

"I've never seen one -- they must keep them with the Kosher meals" -- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'll order one for her to try -----

This morning I ordered a #22 - Asian beef strips -- after she eats it -- I'll tell her -- "Its Rat" ---

And make sure she has a clear path to the head -- LL

[Dwight55]

I got a better idea . . .

Instead of MRE's . . . how about good old C rations . . . ???

And load each case of 12 with at least 3 boxes of ham and limas.

About a month of those . . . dudes would be finding a job . . . or breaking in to houses to raid the fridge.

May God bless,
Dwight

[NRATC53]

Yes, they have Vegan MREs, No, I have not tried them. Standard MREs are Hella better than the C rats, which were a lot better than the K rats, which were better than "foraging" Best meal I had back then was water buffalo steak, one ran afoul of a mine

[Denton]

I was in for C-Rats and MREs. The only thing I liked about MREs were that they were lighter. Other than that, I’ll take a green eggs and ham C-Rat box any day of the week.

MREs are particular about storage. Have to be kept cool and even then, shelf life isn’t where a Prepper would want.

Besides, have you ever tried to open a bag of dehydrated strawberries with the P51 you get on your dog tag chain?��

[Ricekila]

Part 2 --

Menu #20 --

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Heater was way smaller and weaker than the last one ( I thought that one was gonna explode with all the steam coming out of it ) -- good thing we have a microwave so she can have a hot meal - ( not needed for me ) -- portion was not enough for one person ---- I had a taste ----- kinda like 6 period high school lunch -- after it was cooked out ---- but she ate it --- Hazza --

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Now on to cooked rat -- at least that's what I'll tell her -- LOL

[hawgrider]

Shes on a roll!

[Inor]

It had a Tootsie Roll. Tootsie Rolls are AWESOME. You're livin' large now baby!!! (We're po folk. We can't afford Tootsie Rolls.)

[Ricekila]

It had a Tootsie Roll. Tootsie Rolls are AWESOME. You're livin' large now baby!!! (We're po folk. We can't afford Tootsie Rolls.)

The last time I had one in the mid 80's -- It sucked out a filling -- I wouldn't let her eat it -- she just had a tooth re-capped -- and its my wallets luck she'd rip that out also --

Soooooooooooooooo --

In a few days -- check your mail box ----- yes I did --- now you too can live large -- LOL

Don't forget to post up a review w/ pic --

[Ricekila]

​So I ordered Asian Beef Strips -- and I hid the package - so when the meal was ready -- I'd have her try it and get her honest evaluation --

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And Mr. Pukes liked it --


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Then the moment of truth --


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m_URPN3xJgw

My rating -- good --

Her rating -- 8/10

[Ricekila]

And then --


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoktGIaob4c

[T-Man 1066]

Like Seinfeld's "soup-nazi" episode, it gonna be the "sex-nazi"!!

NO SEX FOR YOU, FOR ONE YEAR!!! :dumbass:

[T-Man 1066]

Like Seinfeld's "soup-nazi" episode, it gonna be the "sex-nazi"!!

NO SEX FOR YOU, FOR ONE YEAR!!! :dumbass:

You gonna be sleeping with Mr. Pukes-A-Lot!!!

[Ricekila]

You gonna be sleeping with Mr. Pukes-A-Lot!!!

Already am -- L

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[MountainGirl]

Yer goin to hell for that one ricekilla. Jew or not, you're goin to hell.

:biglaugh:

[red442joe]

Yer goin to hell for that one ricekilla. Jew or not, you're goin to hell.

:biglaugh:

I'm gonna miss Ricekila...

Joe

[Prepared One]

I'm gonna miss Ricekila...

Joe

Ricekila who?

:bounce:

[Ricekila]

Back to sleeping with one eye open again --

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My rating --- ok --

Squeaks rating -- 7/10

[T-Man 1066]

Back to sleeping with one eye open again --

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Brown eye!!! :biglaugh:

[Ricekila]

Tonight's culinary delight --- #3 --Chicken Noodle --

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The coffee tasted like Wild Bills ass --- I've tasted much better --

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Way too salty for the Squeak ----- me if I had to eat it - is one thing --- but I doubt it I'd ask for it --- and none for the cat --- he pukes enough as it is -- L

My rating ---- eh --

Squeaks rating -- 5 / 10 --

Now I gotta go back and add her ratings --- L

[T-Man 1066]

You could make a YT channel, culinary reviews by "The Squeak and Mr. Pukes-A-Lot"!!! It would be awesome!!!

[Michael_Js]

The coffee tasted like Wild Bills ass --- I've tasted much better --

Now I gotta go back and add her ratings --- L

I don't want to know, how you know that! :)

[Ricekila]

I don't want to know, how you know that! :)

No money exchanged hands ----- but there was one special favor involved -- L

[Ricekila]

Ok --- from dinner #3 ---

Who wants the -- Skiddles ?

[hawgrider]

Ok --- from dinner #3 ---

Who wants the -- Skiddles ?

Trayvon will take them.

[Ricekila]

Trayvon will take them.

Reminds me -- I gotta print more out --

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[Ricekila]

And then --


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoktGIaob4c

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Whats next ?

[hawgrider]

You heard her... cut!

[T-Man 1066]

Yep, she split you're wig!!!

[hawgrider]

Went and got yer snack cake smashed dint ya lol!

[Box of frogs]

Smashing a man’s Twinkie
That’s just mean ….

[Prepared One]

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Whats next ?

Do you really want to know the answer to that question? I don't know about anyone else, but I am putting my money on the Squeak. :bounce: