I heard there were free cookies?

[Sasquatch]

Hi, my name is Sasquatch and I'm an alcoholic....whoops, wrong site. New guy here! I'm big, hairy and like to hide in the woods. Hope to meet some new faces and a few old ones and contribute to the forum.

Oh and, uh....where are those free cookies I was promised?

[MI.oldguy]

Welcome to the forum Sas!.your gonna like it here!.

[Inor]

Hello from Minnesota.

[hawgrider]

Howdy from the great lakes.

[Arklatex]

Howdy Squatch!

[Slippy]

Sasq!

Good to see you my man!

[Sparkyprep]

Howdy, Squatch, and welcome.

[BucketBack]

Howdy from Michigan

[RWalls]

welcome.

[Auntie]

Did you forget that the brownies are on the table in the coffee room?

[hawgrider]

Did you forget that the brownies are on the table in the coffee room?I got kicked out of cub scouts for that.:wall:

[Deebo]

I thought I saw you once, in Oklahoma, but it was Inor running around the campgrounds.
Welcome to the big show

[James m]

We put plenty of tracking cookies in your browser. Hello from Pennsylvania.

[rice paddy daddy]

Did you forget that the brownies are on the table in the coffee room?
Be careful of her brownies. She's from Colorado, you know, home of the Rocky Mountain High.

Welcome, Sas.

[James m]

I'll make you some steak and sushi if you like. But damn when did big foot move to California!!

[Inor]

I'll make you some steak and sushi if you like. But damn when did big foot move to California!!

Sushi? You disappoint me James. I never figured you for a sushi guy. Oh well, I guess we won't adopt you as my little brother.

[hawgrider]

Meat was intended to be burned over fire. Elton John eats sushi.

[Sparkyprep]

I love sushi.

[hawgrider]

I love sushi.Aw man your killing me Sparky....

[Sparkyprep]

Sorry, brother, but I cannot lie. I love the stuff.

[Inor]

Sorry, brother, but I cannot lie. I love the stuff.

Sparky, Sparky, Sparky... I do like you but you keep throwing this stuff at me and testing my resolve. :biglaugh:

[hawgrider]

:chucknorris:


:stirpot:

[James m]

Well once in a while you have to enjoy the finer things in life.

[Sasquatch]

Well once in a while you have to enjoy the finer things in life.
The finer things in life are a juicy steak, a cold beer and a nice cigar. Even a hairy bi-ped knows that!

[James m]

The words cigar and hairy made me think of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

[hawgrider]

The words cigar and hairy made me think of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.You really need to get laid don't you James.

[James m]

Damn Right.

[Auntie]

The finer things in life are a juicy steak, a cold beer and a nice cigar. Even a hairy bi-ped knows that!

You forgot the sauteed mushrooms and baked potato loaded with everything.

[hawgrider]

Damn Right.


Gotta find a women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=21&v=VlRXQEA0yj0

[James m]

You forgot the sauteed mushrooms and baked potato loaded with everything.
And you ma'am forgot the bacon.

[James m]

Gotta find a women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=21&v=VlRXQEA0yj0
Damn!! You're older than I thought??

[Auntie]

And you ma'am forgot the bacon.

He said a steak not a fillet, I only wrap bacon around the fillets.

James what is going on with you? Is school stressing you out? Are you feeling depressed? You seem to have changed over the last few months, did the heat of summer get to you?

[James m]

Bacon for the potatoes.

[James m]

He said a steak not a fillet, I only wrap bacon around the fillets.

James what is going on with you? Is school stressing you out? Are you feeling depressed? You seem to have changed over the last few months, did the heat of summer get to you?
Sounds like one of those prescription commercials. I'm fine. Sometimes I feel the need to amuse myself. I should call my ex wife.

[Auntie]

Loaded potato: butter, bacon, sour cream, cheese, chives, salt and pepper, and of course a sprinkle of your favorite hot sauce or powdered hot pepper to give it a little kick.

That is what a loaded potato is at my house, what is a loaded potato at your house?


I'm fine
Yeah that always means I'm fine, not leave me the hell alone I am <insert your own phrase here>. I asked because there seems to have been a bit of a change in your posts the last few months, and it doesn't come across as amusing yourself.

[James m]

Sometimes I look at a pinecone on the ground under a tree and I think to myself "wow that would hurt if it came out of someone's butt backwards"

[Inor]

Sometimes I look at a pinecone on the ground under a tree and I think to myself "wow that would hurt if it came out of someone's butt backwards"

Have you told your shrink about these thoughts?

[Sasquatch]

Sometimes I look at a pinecone on the ground under a tree and I think to myself "wow that would hurt if it came out of someone's butt backwards"
Why are you thinking of other people's butts? Sounds like we got us a fecalphiliac.

[James m]

Well I thought it was funny.

[Reptilicus]

Looks like I'm late to the party!!! Welcome from TEXAS!! Have already enjoyed a number of your post!!

[hawgrider]

In Bedford County, Virginia, Bigfoot is no joke!

According to a woman (who chooses to remain anonymous), Bigfoot is alive and well. It was spotted carrying a Chewbacca-looking baby! Though she doesn’t want people to think she’s wacko, she stands by her story.

The witness spoke to 911 saying that as she drove up Route 43 near midnight on September 9, her headlights illuminated a strange sight: Big Foot with a baby (we’ll call him “Little Foot”) in his arms!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/alive-well-bigfoot-littlefoot-sighting-virginia-video/