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A Watchman
12-12-2015, 12:41 PM
Hello new OTP members and a few old friends,

I live in NE Texas and am an active poster with over 2000 posts over at PF. I have been here a quite a while also, just listening in. I know many of you here from elsewhere already. I also listened in at PF a couple years before speaking up there also. Hawg sent me a pm today and told me to quit lurking here and step out of the woods..... so here I am. I like to know who my friends are before I hang myself, just cautious by nature.

My qualifications are, but not necessarily in any order:
Hurling dry humor for my own enjoyment. I call it self medication.
I have been taken to the principals office over at PF before, and had a sit down talk.
I'm a watchman, I'm aware and despise those that choose to give up their rights and liberties and are content to step in their spot in line.
I prepare for most potentials and stand ready and able.

I believe a necessary survival skill is being able to spot idiots, bullshit, horseshit, dumbasses, and chicken shits. Perhaps my real talent is being able to distinguish accurately between all of them.

I hope to enjoy my time here, learn and contribute.

A Watchman

BucketBack
12-12-2015, 12:57 PM
Hi,I'm a A'Hull next door

Inor
12-12-2015, 01:30 PM
Hey Watchman! Glad to see you again!

I was Inor and fred.garvin at PF before I got bounced for life. (In all fairness, I asked Denton to bounce fred.garvin.) I am as obnoxious here as I was there but for some reason they keep me around anyway.

I am glad to see you back as we need more Texicans here. Please do not stay in the shadows.

A Watchman
12-12-2015, 02:41 PM
Thanks Inor, ........and if I may, say as well regarding Fred, Dave, and clan, well done. It was a hoot and a favorite of all. It took a unique kind of humor to spin the tale. I think some suspected you, but no one gave a crap. Fred will live on despite his demise, in the minds (sinister minds as they may be) of many. At least for those minds that really matter.

Inor
12-12-2015, 03:19 PM
Thanks Inor, ........and if I may, say as well regarding Fred, Dave, and clan, well done. It was a hoot and a favorite of all. It took a unique kind of humor to spin the tale. I think some suspected you, but no one gave a crap. Fred will live on despite his demise, in the minds (sinister minds as they may be) of many. At least for those minds that really matter.

Fred is not completely dead. He pops by here every once in a while. :biglaugh:

hawgrider
12-12-2015, 03:33 PM
Hello new OTP members and a few old friends,

I live in NE Texas and am an active poster with over 2000 posts over at PF. I have been here a quite a while also, just listening in. I know many of you here from elsewhere already. I also listened in at PF a couple years before speaking up there also. Hawg sent me a pm today and told me to quit lurking here and step out of the woods..... so here I am. I like to know who my friends are before I hang myself, just cautious by nature.

My qualifications are, but not necessarily in any order:
Hurling dry humor for my own enjoyment. I call it self medication.
I have been taken to the principals office over at PF before, and had a sit down talk.
I'm a watchman, I'm aware and despise those that choose to give up their rights and liberties and are content to step in their spot in line.
I prepare for most potentials and stand ready and able.

I believe a necessary survival skill is being able to spot idiots, bullshit, horseshit, dumbasses, and chicken shits. Perhaps my real talent is being able to distinguish accurately between all of them.

I hope to enjoy my time here, learn and contribute.

A Watchman Good glad you made it. By your decription you will enjoy the place. Most of us are like minded. We do occasionally throw beer bottles at each other but normally its for fun and a handshake will follow. Pretty laid back for the most part. We are on the lookout for a couple of liberals so we have somebody to pick on. Welcome aboard.

A Watchman
12-12-2015, 05:08 PM
Good glad you made it. By your decription you will enjoy the place. Most of us are like minded. We do occasionally throw beer bottles at each other but normally its for fun and a handshake will follow. Pretty laid back for the most part. We are on the lookout for a couple of liberals so we have somebody to pick on. Welcome aboard.


I like the liberal idea of a liberal punching bag.......say 1 a week, if they last that long. We should be bored by week's end with a new one weekly anyway. Maybe someone (under false pretenses of course) could lure New JerseyJones over here for starters. He's such an idiot that I am not sure he realizes he is getting slapped around.

Wait a minute ....... I know who would be a great incognito recruiter for targets to hurl at; young, hardworking, seemingly intelligent (however his wife may be helping him write his posts)...... beginning to sound a lot like ArkLaTex huh?

hawgrider
12-12-2015, 05:14 PM
I like the liberal idea of a liberal punching bag.......say 1 a week, if they last that long. We should be bored by week's end with a new one weekly anyway. Maybe someone (under false pretenses of course) could lure New JerseyJones over here for starters. He's such an idiot that I am not sure he realizes he is getting slapped around.

Wait a minute ....... I know who would be a great incognito recruiter for targets to hurl at; young, hardworking, seemingly intelligent (however his wife may be helping him write his posts)...... beginning to sound a lot like ArkLaTex huh?
I can not stand the smell of that Jim jones liberal twice voted obummer in.
The Swedishsocialist follows a close second to the coolaid dispenser.

Arklatex is here and stops in daily. Hes good folk!

Inor
12-12-2015, 06:01 PM
I can not stand the smell of that Jim jones liberal twice voted obummer in.
The Swedishsocialist follows a close second to the coolaid dispenser.

Arklatex is here and stops in daily. Hes good folk!

We've had a few lib-tards over the years. Anybody remember Laufen? But do not be messin' with Ark. He is the son I never had even though the prick has stood me up for supper twice when I was in his area. :biglaugh: (I think he had a family commitment the first time and had to work the second. But that's no excuse damnit!)

A Watchman
12-12-2015, 06:47 PM
Yea, Arks my neighbor here in NE Texas, just up the road a bit. We like to play ping pong back and forth with the idiots. Good guy, no doubt. But, he damn well better be working his long shifts at the tire factory today....... I am expecting a big welcome here from him...... and still waiting!

Jeep
12-12-2015, 07:59 PM
Hello Watchman, I have been off for a few, so nice to meet ya

Deebo
12-12-2015, 08:02 PM
Good to have you.
I'm kinda famous, I'm sure you know me.

RWalls
12-12-2015, 08:05 PM
Welcome to the OTP, don't let Inor and hawg run you off.

Baglady
12-12-2015, 08:25 PM
Step into the light...:rapture:
We've got better emoticons. That's reason enough to hang out.

A Watchman
12-12-2015, 09:35 PM
Thanks Baglady, I married a good ole Mississippi girl myself. Correction, I better omit the ole part.

Infidel
12-12-2015, 09:40 PM
Welcome aboard. There's a lot less drama here so you should enjoy it here.

-Infidel

Arklatex
12-12-2015, 09:48 PM
Welcome to the dark side Watchman. Hope you stick around. And to answer your question, yes. I been working my tail off. Christmas shutdown is coming up and we have upped production to get the two weeks paid leave! Happens ever year. Totally worth it! Sometimes blue collar life is worth it.

MI.oldguy
12-13-2015, 12:20 PM
Welcome aboard,A Watchman...good to see you here.

Slippy
12-13-2015, 05:50 PM
Hey A Watchman! I'm Slippy :cool:

A Watchman
12-13-2015, 07:18 PM
Hey A Watchman! I'm Slippy :cool:

Thanks for the welcome, yea I think I have heard about you before........probably just rumors I figured.

Sparkyprep
12-13-2015, 08:04 PM
Welcome. Glad to have ya.

rice paddy daddy
12-15-2015, 03:12 PM
Welcome.
I'm a mod here also, but it is much nicer because no one here gives a crap and no one complains.:hippie:

Sasquatch
12-15-2015, 05:52 PM
Welcome Watchman! I'm the resident bipedal hairy Sasquatch. Not to be confused with my twin brother over at PF.

A Watchman
12-16-2015, 07:09 AM
Welcome Watchman! I'm the resident bipedal hairy Sasquatch. Not to be confused with my twin brother over at PF.

Ya mean the one that claims he's chiseled like a Greek God?

Sasquatch
12-16-2015, 12:28 PM
Ya mean the one that claims he's chiseled like a Greek God?
Yeah. That Squatch is a douche.

hawgrider
12-16-2015, 12:34 PM
Yeah. That Squatch is a douche.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8W9U0qhLz8

Tachammer73
12-16-2015, 05:35 PM
Welcome from Nebraska

OSFG
12-18-2015, 02:01 AM
Hello new OTP members and a few old friends,

I live in NE Texas and am an active poster with over 2000 posts over at PF. I have been here a quite a while also, just listening in. I know many of you here from elsewhere already. I also listened in at PF a couple years before speaking up there also. Hawg sent me a pm today and told me to quit lurking here and step out of the woods..... so here I am. I like to know who my friends are before I hang myself, just cautious by nature.

My qualifications are, but not necessarily in any order:
Hurling dry humor for my own enjoyment. I call it self medication.
I have been taken to the principals office over at PF before, and had a sit down talk.
I'm a watchman, I'm aware and despise those that choose to give up their rights and liberties and are content to step in their spot in line.
I prepare for most potentials and stand ready and able.

I believe a necessary survival skill is being able to spot idiots, bullshit, horseshit, dumbasses, and chicken shits. Perhaps my real talent is being able to distinguish accurately between all of them.

I hope to enjoy my time here, learn and contribute.

A Watchman


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