Straight from facebook. dooms day to be announced

[slewfoot]

Doomsday Clock: Scientists to Reveal Length of Time Earth Has Before Large-Scale Disaster Destroys It


Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists said the global cataclysm's timeline was determined according to nuclear weapons catastrophes, climate change and new technologies. It is set to be announced Tuesday.
PAY ATTENTION NEXT TUESDAY.Start getting your will updated, finances in order. Check with MM on any other procedures you need to do.:mocking:

[hawgrider]

Doomsday Clock: Scientists to Reveal Length of Time Earth Has Before Large-Scale Disaster Destroys It


Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists said the global cataclysm's timeline was determined according to nuclear weapons catastrophes, climate change and new technologies. It is set to be announced Tuesday.
PAY ATTENTION NEXT TUESDAY.Start getting your will updated, finances in order. Check with MM on any other procedures you need to do.:mocking:


LMAO "That's funny right there. I don't care who ya are "

[Baglady]

I need to purchase diapers...cause I will surely shit myself next tuesday!!

[Sasquatch]

Don't worry guys, Obama will save us!

Oh crap, I just had a sheeple moment.

[slewfoot]

Don't worry guys, Obama will save us!

Oh crap, I just had a sheeple moment.
Go stand in the corner for one hour.:)

[RubberDuck]

Lets just say for 5hits an giggles it was tomorrow.
Thank God I will grab a lawn chair an all my best whiskey an wait one sip at a time good bye good riddance to everything from azzholes to taxes.

[slewfoot]

Lets just say for 5hits an giggles it was tomorrow.
Thank God I will grab a lawn chair an all my best whiskey an wait one sip at a time good bye good riddance to everything from azzholes to taxes.
I will be right over; I have one unopened bottle of knob creek and 1/2 bottle of Jim Beam to contribute.

[RubberDuck]

I will be right over; I have one unopened bottle of knob creek and 1/2 bottle of Jim Beam to contribute.
Let's do it end of world an all we can set there with our rifles an shoot azzholes all day

[Sasquatch]

Go stand in the corner for one hour.:)
I accept your scorn.

[hawgrider]

I will be right over; I have one unopened bottle of knob creek and 1/2 bottle of Jim Beam to contribute.Im in... FTW !

[Sasquatch]

Can I come out of the corner if I offer up my unopened Macallan fine oak 17 year old highland malt scotch? Been saving it for a special occasion. Guess end of the world is special enough.

[RubberDuck]

Hmmmm ok but Hawg might still make you wear the white pointy dunce cap
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160126/f5a5b9e8507a67afb8434a59b0fb1244.jpg
I would like to see a pic of that though anything aged 17 years has got to be tasty

[hawgrider]

Can I come out of the corner if I offer up my unopened Macallan fine oak 17 year old highland malt scotch? Been saving it for a special occasion. Guess end of the world is special enough.
Your in!

[hawgrider]

Hmmmm ok but Hawg might still make you wear the white pointy dunce cap
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160126/f5a5b9e8507a67afb8434a59b0fb1244.jpg
I would like to see a pic of that though anything aged 17 years has got to be tastyThe last guy we made wear that hat ended up with beer cans lined around his body for a dunce alarm system.

[Slippy]

I will be right over; I have one unopened bottle of knob creek and 1/2 bottle of Jim Beam to contribute.

I'm in!

(But...Slippy wonders what everyone else is going to drink?...):beerchug:

[Inor]

I'm in. I might have a few bottles of Killer Penguin I could chip in. I have the fixin's for another batch of Travon Martin but that will take at least 6 weeks before it is ready to drink. It sounds like we do not have that long.

[Sparkyprep]

Where are all the rum drinkers? I've got me some Bacardi Oak Heart.

[Arklatex]

I'm partial to some top shelf anything. While I'm patiently waiting for yall to pass out so I can sample your respective spirits I'll be sipping on some Tito's handmade in Texas Vodka.

[OSFG]

Wtf...you all confuse me

[Sasquatch]

Hmmmm ok but Hawg might still make you wear the white pointy dunce cap
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160126/f5a5b9e8507a67afb8434a59b0fb1244.jpg
I would like to see a pic of that though anything aged 17 years has got to be tasty

I was wrong, the MacCallan is aged 10 years. The Talisker is aged 17. I'll just bring both.

[A Watchman]

I'm partial to some top shelf anything. While I'm patiently waiting for yall to pass out so I can sample your respective spirits I'll be sipping on some Tito's handmade in Texas Vodka.

Yep, Tito's makes some good southern homegrown tequila Ark!

[Prepared One]

So, No one is going to invite MM to the "end of the world" party? He loves the end of the world.

[Inor]

So, No one is going to invite MM to the "end of the world" party? He loves the end of the world.

That depends... Is this a Jewish end of the world or just a plain old apocolypse?

[slewfoot]

Can I come out of the corner if I offer up my unopened Macallan fine oak 17 year old highland malt scotch? Been saving it for a special occasion. Guess end of the world is special enough.
For sure.

[Gambit]

have not yet tried Kentucky bourbon since i moved here and debating on getting some this weekend or next because of this thread, SHAME ON YOUS!!
just a small bottle , even with my large size 1 beer will give me a buzz 2 beers i will be at the zoo hitting on a hippo

[hawgrider]

have not yet tried Kentucky bourbon since i moved here and debating on getting some this weekend or next because of this thread, SHAME ON YOUS!!
just a small bottle , even with my large size 1 beer will give me a buzz 2 beers i will be at the zoo hitting on a hippoYou trying to tell us your a cheap date?;)

Yes to be a real Kentuckian you must at least have a snort of the hooch.:biglaugh:

[Gambit]

You trying to tell us your a cheap date?;)

Yes to be a real Kentuckian you must at least have a snort of the hooch.:biglaugh:

I such a cheap date women take advantage of me all the time , then I woke up

[slewfoot]

Wtf...you all confuse me
Have a drink my friend and all will be much better.

[slewfoot]

So, No one is going to invite MM to the "end of the world" party? He loves the end of the world.
He is invited as long as he sits in the back, keeps his mouth shut , and keeps his hands out of his pants. just saying.

[Sasquatch]

I was wrong, the MacCallan is aged 10 years. The Talisker is aged 17. I'll just bring both.
Forgot to post the pic.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/27/9199ecd9242a921f8b7ebb2f1b33a584.jpg

[hawgrider]

Forgot to post the pic.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/27/9199ecd9242a921f8b7ebb2f1b33a584.jpg
That stuff has to be really tasty!

[hawgrider]

He is invited as long as he sits in the back, keeps his mouth shut , and keeps his hands out of his pants. just saying.The only way he can come is with a ball gag and leg irons.

[Baglady]

I'm in, BUT...this end of the world meeting has got to be at Slewfoots. I'd much rather be warm, by the ocean. Wouldn't you??

[Sasquatch]

That stuff has to be really tasty!
Tasty and smoooooooooth.

[hawgrider]

Tasty and smoooooooooth.I'm drooling thinking about it!

[slewfoot]

I'm in, BUT...this end of the world meeting has got to be at Slewfoots. I'd much rather be warm, by the ocean. Wouldn't you??
Come on down.72 today but its rained all day. 2.76 inches so far; but here on the covered patio by the pool, perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgiFh66swc

[slewfoot]

Forgot to post the pic.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/27/9199ecd9242a921f8b7ebb2f1b33a584.jpg
Sasquatch, I had a taste of scotch once, now it may have been some cheap stuff don't know but I did not like the taste at all. I will stick with good bourbon and good wine.

[RubberDuck]

Both of those have exellant color looks really tasty

[Gambit]

now because of this thread I had to get bourbon and tonight i made plans on a small glass( lightweight) and i don't smoke at all but once a month i take out my pipe which i started early summer and CHILL out i earned this today

EDIT. i don't know much about liquor so my wife got 'maker's mark' cant fine the ounces but feels like 1-1/2 pounds maybe a weee more next time in summer likely i try knob creek ,

[hawgrider]

now because of this thread I had to get bourbon and tonight i made plans on a small glass( lightweight) and i don't smoke at all but once a month i take out my pipe which i started early summer and CHILL out i earned this todaySounds like a good evening coming your way enjoy.

[Gambit]

thank you very much hawg . I will make sure to call the zoo's to make sure the hippos rhinos or anything that might look like a hot chubby chick when a man is drunk to lock them away. like I said 1 beer I am buzzed 2 beers I will hit on a hippo or rhinos

[hawgrider]

thank you very much hawg . I will make sure to call the zoo's to make sure the hippos rhinos or anything that might look like a hot chubby chick when a man is drunk to lock them away. like I said 1 beer I am buzzed 2 beers I will hit on a hippo or rhinosWell if you end up in the hippo exhibit.... you want the hippo with the bell around its neck. It is the best one of the herd. That way you wont have to go thru the whole herd.:D


Bourbon under 25 bucks

Jim beam Black
Old Grandad
Rebel Reserve- My favorite lately
Buffalo trace- My favorite latley
Elijah Craig
Wild turkey

I can't afford Slippy's Knob Creek

[Gambit]

I am going to take note on rebel select and buffalo trace.

don't know about the herd I might just hit on the closest one then when it don't answers me I will call her a stuck up B##CH or skank who knows , I going just strap the cell phone to me and record the moments

[Arklatex]

Well if you end up in the hippo exhibit.... you want the hippo with the bell around its neck. It is the best one of the herd. That way you wont have to go thru the whole herd.:D


Bourbon under 25 bucks

Jim beam Black
Old Grandad
Rebel Select- My favorite lately
Buffalo trace- My favorite latley
Elijah Craig
Wild turkey

I can't afford Slippy's Knob Creek

I love that buffalo trace. I've literally bought all of it in Texarkana. Sadly, they never restocked the shelves.

Gambit, makers mark is good stuff. I drink it neat. Sip on it if you can handle it. But this is an aquired taste, not all like to sip on their whiskey. Just seems like a waste to take shots of decent stuff.

[slewfoot]

now because of this thread I had to get bourbon and tonight i made plans on a small glass( lightweight) and i don't smoke at all but once a month i take out my pipe which i started early summer and CHILL out i earned this today

EDIT. i don't know much about liquor so my wife got 'maker's mark' cant fine the ounces but feels like 1-1/2 pounds maybe a weee more next time in summer likely i try knob creek ,
Makers mark, damn good stuff.

[slewfoot]

I love that buffalo trace. I've literally bought all of it in Texarkana. Sadly, they never restocked the shelves.

Gambit, makers mark is good stuff. I drink it neat. Sip on it if you can handle it. But this is an aquired taste, not all like to sip on their whiskey. Just seems like a waste to take shots of decent stuff.
Any good whiskey, is worth sippen never shoot it down.
I like Knob creek, Makers Mark, and Jim Beam, best sippin whiskeys made.

[slewfoot]

Now see what you made me do, went and poured a double of Jim Beam. Starting Friday night a little early.

[Sarge7402]

Im in... FTW !

me too. got a part bottle of wicked soju just waiting for such an event

[hawgrider]

Makers mark, damn good stuff.Ok flame me guys but for some reason I don't care for the Makers Mark. Im mean sure I'll drink but its not one I ask for. Weird huh!

[Arklatex]

Ok flame me guys but for some reason I don't care for the Makers Mark. Im mean sure I'll drink but its not one I ask for. Weird huh!
Did you know that they were bought by some Chinese company? Jim Beam too.

[Arklatex]

me too. got a part bottle of wicked soju just waiting for such an event
Are you Korean? When I was a youngster I worked for a Korean family that owned gas stations in DFW. The boss man was always trying to give us soju after work.

[hawgrider]

Sorry Gambit its Rebel Reserve not Select.... musta had a brain fart for a second there....

[hawgrider]

Did you know that they were bought by some Chinese company? Jim Beam too.I saw that Beam sold out a while back pissed me off! I want my bourbon made by hillbillies.

[slewfoot]

Ok flame me guys but for some reason I don't care for the Makers Mark. Im mean sure I'll drink but its not one I ask for. Weird huh!
not to worry my friend any good whiskey is fine ,as a matter of fact I love moonshine , not the store bought stuff but the straight out of the hills stuff. Ever now and then I get some, have a friend who is from up in the parts and when he goes to see friends and family he brings his friend slewfoot a few jars.

[Arklatex]

I like shine too. But only if it's made by a guy that really knows his stuff. I've had some before that tasted terrible, and I've had some that was cut real weak. There are guys out here that make flavored shine. Apple pie is damn good in small quantities. So is lemon drop. One guy makes jalapeño shine, that is by far some of the nastiest stuff I've ever had the displeasure of sipping... And it also burns like the devil. Yet somehow he continues to sell the evil stuff.

[Sasquatch]

I love that this thread started about the apocalypse has turned into the booze thread. I lift my glass to all of you.

[Inor]

I love that this thread started about the apocalypse has turned into the booze thread. I lift my glass to all of you.

That's how we roll here. It's not like that green site.

[hawgrider]

not to worry my friend any good whiskey is fine ,as a matter of fact I love moonshine , not the store bought stuff but the straight out of the hills stuff. Ever now and then I get some, have a friend who is from up in the parts and when he goes to see friends and family he brings his friend slewfoot a few jars.Not to long ago I got an opportunity to extensively taste some from North Carolina and some from Tennessee both very good but the Tennessee was exceptional. Loves me some real deal corn whiskey.

[slewfoot]

[QUOTE=hawgrider;44313 Loves me some real deal corn whiskey.[/QUOTE]
That's wha i'm talking about my friend.

[Inor]

Not to long ago I got an opportunity to extensively taste some from North Carolina and some from Tennessee both very good but the Tennessee was exceptional. Loves me some real deal corn whiskey.

I had some in Loosianna once. I don't know if it was good or bad, but I liked it.

[RubberDuck]

Jesse James
Duke
Beer Barrel
These are some good under $25 Bourbons
In the pick that is not the Jesse James I am out of that the bottle looks identical but has white label http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160129/ffcb7398ad37a8889d366f4087fc4727.jpg

[slewfoot]

Jesse James
Duke
Beer Barrel
These are some good under $25 Bourbons
In the pick that is not the Jesse James I am out of that the bottle looks identical but has white label http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160129/ffcb7398ad37a8889d366f4087fc4727.jpg
I am not one for spiced.

[RubberDuck]

I am not one for spiced.
That is a pic of the spiced one the white label is not spiced
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160129/606016733412e8687f8fbdd93b525cd4.jpg

[hawgrider]

Jesse James
Duke
Beer Barrel
These are some good under $25 Bourbons
In the pick that is not the Jesse James I am out of that the bottle looks identical but has white label http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160129/ffcb7398ad37a8889d366f4087fc4727.jpg

The Duke was good. Beer barrel was crazy smooth.

[Prepared One]

Well, after reading through all this and discovering the plans Gambit has with Hippos I think I will wonder off to kill some brain cells, and gambit, with some Jack black out by the pool. 72 here today.

[hawgrider]

Well, after reading through all this and discovering the plans Gambit has with Hippos I think I will wonder off to kill some brain cells, and gambit, with some Jack black out by the pool. 72 here today.
72 degrees is perfect!

Yeah wonder if Gambit made a whiskey face?

[Sarge7402]

Are you Korean? When I was a youngster I worked for a Korean family that owned gas stations in DFW. The boss man was always trying to give us soju after work.

Nah. Sent a decade an a half on the peninsular back in the 70' & 80's and still have inlaws that come to visit. one left an unopened bottle.

Makes paint thinner look like sasparilla

[Slippy]

1917

1918

1919

And...if you are a creative drunk like me, you can take your empty booze bottles and make some freakin' bottle trees!

(Making Mrs Slippy proud 1 bottle at a time...:beerchug:)

[Arklatex]

Bottle trees! Is that where the little airplane sized bottles of booze come from?

[Gambit]

i can say i only been really drunk 1 time in my life and it was my 19th birthday where my father and brothers said lets take kevin to Canada to see the fully nude stripers and give him his first taste of alcohol!! i did not recall much that night
last night i almost relived it , i feel like sh*t and still have like 90% of this bottle left
i tried to straight with some ice and could not do it so i made sweet tea and threw about 3/4 cup worth in it and i did not make it , and i still have over 1/4 of a 35 ounce jar left
i have been picked on for being a lightweight past 2 hours nonstop

[hawgrider]

i can say i only been really drunk 1 time in my life and it was my 19th birthday where my father and brothers said lets take kevin to Canada to see the fully nude stripers and give him his first taste of alcohol!! i did not recall much that night
last night i almost relived it , i feel like sh*t and still have like 90% of this bottle left
i tried to straight with some ice and could not do it so i made sweet tea and threw about 3/4 cup worth in it and i did not make it , and i still have over 1/4 of a 35 ounce jar left
i have been picked on for being a lightweight past 2 hours nonstopSo you made several whiskey faces.... ok well your in charge of the cowboy coffee then.:)

[Slippy]

i can say i only been really drunk 1 time in my life and it was my 19th birthday where my father and brothers said lets take kevin to Canada to see the fully nude stripers and give him his first taste of alcohol!! i did not recall much that night
last night i almost relived it , i feel like sh*t and still have like 90% of this bottle left
i tried to straight with some ice and could not do it so i made sweet tea and threw about 3/4 cup worth in it and i did not make it , and i still have over 1/4 of a 35 ounce jar left
i have been picked on for being a lightweight past 2 hours nonstop

Serious drinking is not for everyone gambit.

Yesterday I tried to talk Mrs S into sitting outside with me at the firepit. Her excuse was not the weather (it was a balmy beautiful spring-like evening)...her excuse was, "I'm not going to sit and watch you drink for 3 hours then have sex with you at the firepit at midnight...been there done that!"

:blow:

[Inor]

Serious drinking is not for everyone gambit.

Yesterday I tried to talk Mrs S into sitting outside with me at the firepit. Her excuse was not the weather (it was a balmy beautiful spring-like evening)...her excuse was, "I'm not going to sit and watch you drink for 3 hours then have sex with you at the firepit at midnight...been there done that!"

:blow:

We need to take away our wives' cell phones. Mrs Slippy must have been talking to Mrs Inor yesterday because Mrs Inor said those exact same words to me when she picked my up at airport!

[Sasquatch]

Serious drinking is not for everyone gambit.

Yesterday I tried to talk Mrs S into sitting outside with me at the firepit. Her excuse was not the weather (it was a balmy beautiful spring-like evening)...her excuse was, "I'm not going to sit and watch you drink for 3 hours then have sex with you at the firepit at midnight...been there done that!"

:blow:

The only answer for Mrs. S would've been "Fine you don't have to have sex with me at midnight. 11pm is just as good."

[hawgrider]

The 3 phases of Marriage


First phase- Young sex
When your young you have sex all over the place Kitchen living room "fire pit"

Second phase- middle aged
Now that you have kids its just bedroom sex

3rd phase- old age
Now its hallway sex.....

That's where you pass each other in the hallway and flip each other the bird !

[Inor]

My dad always told me, when you meet a girl and you think she is "the one", put a bean in a mason jar every time you have sex. Once you get married, every time you have sex take a bean out of the mason jar. The mason jar will always have beans in it.

[Gambit]

sorry did not get chance to do reply on anything computer was down and had to wait for the wife to fix it.
I don't plan on having a anymore for a long time I got what I wanted and more and it was chance to relax after stress for months of house BS closing post to be in February 6th and the underwriter has yet told us its a go or not . was told we are fine but I don't count my chickens till they hath and at this rate I am going to break some ones head like a egg

[Baglady]

Come on down.72 today but its rained all day. 2.76 inches so far; but here on the covered patio by the pool, perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgiFh66swc

wait..you have a pool??? POOL PARTY AT SLEWFOOTS!!!!!!!! I promise I will not wear a bikini. Don't want to offend the other beached whales. :bounce:

[slewfoot]

wait..you have a pool??? POOL PARTY AT SLEWFOOTS!!!!!!!! I promise I will not wear a bikini. Don't want to offend the other beached whales. :bounce:
Come on down Baglady. Don't care what you wear; after a couple doubles of good bourbon over ice who cares what you or anyone else is wearing.:girldancer:

[Gambit]

when I was younger I was into " SCA" and stuff and due tot he combat we could only go to private camps and the only that was large enough for hundreds of people we needed a least 10 cares so we got a nudist camp and trust me after seeing what I seen you need allot more the a few shots of bourbon and paper bags , A light switch , blind fold and that will just be for a weekday weekends are far far worse.
thou the pools was nice and so was the spa's ... maybe I need to take anther trip

SCA stands for society for creative anachronism

[Baglady]

Gambit. I understood just enough of that to know what your saying.
Are you using your phone when you reply?

[Baglady]

Come on down Baglady. Don't care what you wear; after a couple doubles of good bourbon over ice who cares what you or anyone else is wearing.:girldancer::bigthumbup:

So, Tuesday came and went. What did the scientists predict?

[Gambit]

no sadly my computer is f##ing with me on many levels and don't forget I am not the smartest person so my grammar and spelling is how would you say? SH*tY
ok I tried to fix that post , sorry my mind is melted still with the home loans BS and other things.

SCA stands for society for creative anachronism for those who was wondering what SCA stands for.
its nerdy but damn you can have crazy parties at the large events

[slewfoot]

:bigthumbup:

So, Tuesday came and went. What did the scientists predict?

I am going to consult with the wanna-be prophet at that other site and get his opinion as to what happened.:gossip:

[Baglady]

I am going to consult with the wanna-be prophet at that other site and get his opinion as to what happened.:gossip:

Keep us posted. Should be interesting.

[slewfoot]

Keep us posted. Should be interesting.
He's unavailable at this time. he is in deep meditation.