Hello from Kansas

[spork]

Found a link to the famed Orange site and thought I would check it out. I'm just a guy preparing for hard times and hoping they never come. In the mean time I work as a body man/painter at large truck dealership.

[hawgrider]

Welcome to orange!
Jump in with both feet. Grab a chair sit a spell.

[spork]

Grabbing a chair and sitting...now that's a job I'm well suited for!

[A Watchman]

Spin a tale and pull up a chair. After the trolls today we need one...... and Welcome.

[Sparkyprep]

Welcome to the dark side. (We have cookies!)

[Arklatex]

Howdy from east Texas.

[Baglady]

Your NOT in Kansas anymore!
:bounce:
Welcome.

[spork]

Spin a tale and pull up a chair. After the trolls today we need one...... and Welcome.

Since you asked, here's one of my favorites.

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

[Slippy]

Found a link to the famed Orange site and thought I would check it out. I'm just a guy preparing for hard times and hoping they never come. In the mean time I work as a body man/painter at large truck dealership.

Hey Spork,

Good to see you!

[Inor]

Hey Spork

Welcome!

[MI.oldguy]

Welcome,orange is the new,,,,,,,,something.

[RWalls]

Mines blue. Welcome.

1998

[rice paddy daddy]

Welcome