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Coastie dad
09-28-2016, 08:38 PM
I'm building rabbit hutches because wife and I did some sexing of bunnies this weekend. After some judicial culling, I'm back to 5 breeding pairs, which in 3 more months will increase to 5 bucks, 10 does. ( Yes, we know who mammies and pappies are.)

I'm telling you, it was an orgy at the farm when we started throwing pairs into breeding hutches.

Meat and money, meat and money.....

Also pickled 320 Quail eggs.

Arklatex
09-28-2016, 08:45 PM
Well I'm probably speaking for the group here. But I'm pretty disappointed in this post. Enjoy your quail eggs...

Coastie dad
09-28-2016, 09:43 PM
Please don't put me on the ignore list....:nolove:

Gambit
09-29-2016, 07:27 AM
I had my hopes up
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/brainiac/Shame-award-1.jpg

hawgrider
09-29-2016, 07:39 AM
Well I'm probably speaking for the group here. But I'm pretty disappointed in this post. Enjoy your quail eggs...
Yeah I'm disappointed that we did not get pictures of humping rabbits and pickled quail eggs WTF?

MrsInor
09-29-2016, 09:24 AM
Yeah I'm disappointed that we did not get pictures of humping rabbits and pickled quail eggs WTF?

That would only lead to that dang monkey sex stuff.

hawgrider
09-29-2016, 09:38 AM
That would only lead to that dang monkey sex stuff.
Dang it... you know us to well.:(

RubberDuck
09-29-2016, 09:49 AM
That would only lead to that dang monkey sex stuff.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/450da89ea644746b3b37d7bfc9c05aaf.gifhttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/4b2aa7d8bcbcad40fc6d096261bd6b9c.gif

Inor
09-29-2016, 10:03 AM
That would only lead to that dang monkey sex stuff.

Yay! Monkey Porn!!!!

hawgrider
09-29-2016, 10:14 AM
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/450da89ea644746b3b37d7bfc9c05aaf.gifhttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160929/4b2aa7d8bcbcad40fc6d096261bd6b9c.gifNow thats a sharp little prick.

Coastie dad
09-29-2016, 12:52 PM
Ever seen one? Looks like a mini slippy Pike.

Sasquatch
09-29-2016, 01:28 PM
Yay! Monkey Porn!!!!
You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/aj7D4Gl_euo

Sent from a Galaxy S5 far far away.

hawgrider
09-29-2016, 01:39 PM
Thats messed up right there lol!

Coastie dad
09-29-2016, 04:02 PM
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hawgrider
09-29-2016, 04:49 PM
Umm I'll pass...

Deebo
09-29-2016, 05:00 PM
You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/aj7D4Gl_euo

Sent from a Galaxy S5 far far away.

Should be "How it feels to vote for killer"

Inor
09-29-2016, 08:30 PM
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Arklatex
09-29-2016, 08:34 PM
Yeah I'm disappointed that we did not get pictures of humping rabbits and pickled quail eggs WTF?
Looks like you got half your wish. :D

LMAO!

Arklatex
09-29-2016, 08:36 PM
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inceptor
09-29-2016, 10:35 PM
Please don't put me on the ignore list....:nolove:

Actually I think we both made someone's ignore list. :dancingguy: I think he got really butt hurt.

hawgrider
09-29-2016, 11:32 PM
Actually I think we both made someone's ignore list. :dancingguy: I think he got really butt hurt.
You know your having a good day when you make Maine-Marines and Operator6 ignore list.

Sasquatch
09-30-2016, 12:40 AM
There may or may not have been some talk in a back room about two people who got their panties in a wad and put some other people on an ignore list. Another person may or may not have told some other people to cool it or they might or might not be taking a month's vacation. I can neither confirm nor deny any of this. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.

Coastie dad
09-30-2016, 06:53 AM
He and I have been sniping g at each other for a while now, thought it was good natured. He barbs the coast guard, I zap him. Hell, we'd been exchanging info on stuff and pics.
Guess insulting glocks when he was trying to be the 'spert was just too much. Maybe I rode him a little hard, I don't know. But I'm taking a self imposed timeout for a while.
I like it better over here where there aren't so many sanctimonious pricks.
Plus I've been drifting to a bushcraft site that's pretty informative on survival skills.
Really kind of figured I was going to get a spanking for my badgering at the other site though.

Sasquatch
09-30-2016, 03:54 PM
He and I have been sniping g at each other for a while now, thought it was good natured. He barbs the coast guard, I zap him. Hell, we'd been exchanging info on stuff and pics.
Guess insulting glocks when he was trying to be the 'spert was just too much. Maybe I rode him a little hard, I don't know. But I'm taking a self imposed timeout for a while.
I like it better over here where there aren't so many sanctimonious pricks.
Plus I've been drifting to a bushcraft site that's pretty informative on survival skills.
Really kind of figured I was going to get a spanking for my badgering at the other site though.
Nope. From what I saw it looked like it was all them and they would be getting the spanking.

Sent from a Galaxy S5 far far away.

Coastie dad
09-30-2016, 05:15 PM
Hm. Well, I'll be.
Thanks for making me feel better about that.
I hate being an ass unintentionally.

Arklatex
09-30-2016, 05:24 PM
Hm. Well, I'll be.
Thanks for making me feel better about that.
I hate being an ass unintentionally.
Intentionally or not. Facts are facts. Asshole.

OSFG
09-30-2016, 07:17 PM
Well I'm probably speaking for the group here. But I'm pretty disappointed in this post. Enjoy your quail eggs...


now thats funny....

Coastie dad
09-30-2016, 09:31 PM
No, no. There are times, believe it or not, I truly intend to be taken as an asshole. I don't want people confusing it with when I accidentally show myself to be one.
Kind of like, say, when Clark Kent takes off his glasses and some braniac says hey? Is that Superman?
I prefer never to show my secret identity to the world, until the forces of dumbass cause me to reveal my true self.

Besides....you're still pissy over being so easily suckered in by the thread title...

hawgrider
09-30-2016, 09:46 PM
No, no. There are times, believe it or not, I truly intend to be taken as an asshole. I don't want people confusing it with when I accidentally show myself to be one.
Kind of like, say, when Clark Kent takes off his glasses and some braniac says hey? Is that Superman?
I prefer never to show my secret identity to the world, until the forces of dumbass cause me to reveal my true self.

Besides....you're still pissy over being so easily suckered in by the thread title...Now wait a minute I'm the only asshole here... and I'm not giving up the crown or the title!

Sasquatch
09-30-2016, 10:00 PM
Now wait a minute I'm the only asshole here... and I'm not giving up the crown or the title!

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Inor
09-30-2016, 10:03 PM
No, no. There are times, believe it or not, I truly intend to be taken as an asshole. I don't want people confusing it with when I accidentally show myself to be one.
Kind of like, say, when Clark Kent takes off his glasses and some braniac says hey? Is that Superman?
I prefer never to show my secret identity to the world, until the forces of dumbass cause me to reveal my true self.

Besides....you're still pissy over being so easily suckered in by the thread title...


Now wait a minute I'm the only asshole here... and I'm not giving up the crown or the title!


2704

Hey! Ya'll go **** yourselves! I am an asshole too! I'm a damn big asshole! I'm such a big asshole that when I fart, they detect nuclear detonations!

TJC44
09-30-2016, 10:28 PM
#assholelivesmatter

Inor
09-30-2016, 10:32 PM
#assholelivesmatter

You Bet!!! POWER TO THE ASSHOLES baby!!!!

Coastie dad
10-01-2016, 12:01 AM
Ah. It's good to be home amongst family.... dysfunctional....but family....

Sasquatch
10-01-2016, 04:06 AM
I'm thinking the lot of us need a new badge of Assholiness. Hawg, you got some work to do. Make one up for yourself while you're at it.

Slippy
10-01-2016, 06:46 AM
Was awarded one of these just yesterday!
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hawgrider
10-01-2016, 09:23 AM
I'm thinking the lot of us need a new badge of Assholiness. Hawg, you got some work to do. Make one up for yourself while you're at it.We have a smartass medal but it sure looks like we should have a asshole medal. Inor is the medal maker the rest of us hand them out.

Inor
10-01-2016, 09:41 AM
We have a smartass medal but it sure looks like we should have a asshole medal. Inor is the medal maker the rest of us hand them out.

I'll get one made up this evening. I have to get going now to go hang out with TJC44 for the day.

hawgrider
10-01-2016, 09:44 AM
I'll get one made up this evening. I have to get going now to go hang out with TJC44 for the day.
Call me if you need bail money....

MrsInor
10-01-2016, 09:55 AM
Call me if you need bail money....

Better you than me.

TJC44
10-01-2016, 10:21 AM
:pyro::withstupid::driveby::cliff::nuke::grim:

Arklatex
10-01-2016, 06:28 PM
I'm gonna have to agree with yall on this one. Most of you are total assholes!

OSFG
10-01-2016, 06:55 PM
No, no. There are times, believe it or not, I truly intend to be taken as an asshole. I don't want people confusing it with when I accidentally show myself to be one.
Kind of like, say, when Clark Kent takes off his glasses and some braniac says hey? Is that Superman?
I prefer never to show my secret identity to the world, until the forces of dumbass cause me to reveal my true self.

Besides....you're still pissy over being so easily suckered in by the thread title...
You shouldn't take your self so seriously...an asshole...maybe...but not my asshole......go watch a peepshow or something.

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inceptor
10-01-2016, 07:15 PM
He and I have been sniping g at each other for a while now, thought it was good natured. He barbs the coast guard, I zap him. Hell, we'd been exchanging info on stuff and pics.
Guess insulting glocks when he was trying to be the 'spert was just too much. Maybe I rode him a little hard, I don't know. But I'm taking a self imposed timeout for a while.
I like it better over here where there aren't so many sanctimonious pricks.
Plus I've been drifting to a bushcraft site that's pretty informative on survival skills.
Really kind of figured I was going to get a spanking for my badgering at the other site though.

Ya really never know what gets his panties in a wad but F him. He ain't worth it and you did nothing to rate a spanking. That is, unless you're into that sort of thing.

He can be an ok guy at times but usually he's an arrogant prick.

inceptor
10-01-2016, 07:19 PM
I'm gonna have to agree with yall on this one. Most of you are total assholes!

I hope you're including me on that list. :thewave:

Coastie dad
10-01-2016, 08:43 PM
Ok. I give. I will defer to y'all 's judgement of my demeanor and assholishness. Now that I have chastised myself, I will admit it felt pretty good to spur him a little.

Arklatex
10-01-2016, 08:58 PM
I hope you're including me on that list. :thewave:
Sorry pal. But you're more of a hemorrhoid, you're just there to irritate the assholes.

inceptor
10-01-2016, 11:29 PM
Sorry pal. But you're more of a hemorrhoid, you're just there to irritate the assholes.

It is fun to irritate some of them.