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Hatfield
05-05-2017, 10:03 PM
This is a true Hatfield mother****er!Blow me!!!!

RubberDuck
05-05-2017, 10:07 PM
Get this man a pig

hawgrider
05-05-2017, 10:11 PM
This is a true Hatfield futher****ers! Blow me!!!!

Welcome to OTP Hatfield damn glad to have ya!

Inor
05-05-2017, 10:12 PM
This is a true Hatfield mother****er!Blow me!!!!

Although we do not bounce anybody around here for the language they choose use. Usually folks start with polite "hello" and a short introduction before they start with the "Blow me" bullshit.

Would you like to start again?

mlodell07
05-05-2017, 10:16 PM
Hahahahahahahaha


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mlodell07
05-05-2017, 10:19 PM
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RubberDuck
05-05-2017, 10:20 PM
Whoa there tex slow slow your roll
That's funny shit and borderline my intro
He is indeed a Hatfield descendant of Judge Walt Hatfield
And friends with the Duck
Sit back and have a IPA

hawgrider
05-05-2017, 10:20 PM
Although we do not bounce anybody around here for the language they choose use. Usually folks start with polite "hello" and a short introduction before they start with the "Blow me" bullshit.

Would you like to start again?

Hey back off Minnesota man hes on the spring bug out with us hes a good ole boy from West Virginia.:headbang:

Inor
05-05-2017, 10:21 PM
Hey back off Minnesota man hes on the spring bug out with us hes a good ole boy from West Virginia.:headbang:

Fair enough. I did not know he was with you.

Edit: In that case, welcome from Arizona.

hawgrider
05-05-2017, 10:21 PM
Screw you assholes this is the best intro we have had in ages !!!!

mlodell07
05-05-2017, 10:31 PM
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hawgrider
05-05-2017, 10:34 PM
Damn you guys are awful rightous for members of OTP
Lets get real here. No phuckin humor here or what!!!

mlodell07
05-05-2017, 10:39 PM
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Hatfield
05-05-2017, 10:56 PM
I'll duck your daughter and steal your pig.

RubberDuck
05-05-2017, 10:58 PM
I Know where you sleep at night .
But I also know where your wife sleeps where you're not

hawgrider
05-05-2017, 11:01 PM
Oh hell yes tequila baby!

Woods Devil
05-06-2017, 12:32 AM
Welcome, Hatfield. There is beer in the cooler and bacon on the buffet table.

Unclefred
05-06-2017, 01:24 AM
My moneys on the Clampetts. They got a TV show, what did you mountain monkeys git? Oh, welcome anyway.

Sasquatch
05-06-2017, 02:56 AM
Lotsa pickin' and a grinnin' going on around here.

Welcome to the new guy. Even though your friends with Hawg we won't hold that against you.

The Real McCoy
05-06-2017, 04:05 AM
Get this man a pig

Put some lipstick on that pig. I hear the hatfields love that.

A Watchman
05-06-2017, 06:46 AM
OK you have had your 15 minutes of fame. What else ya got?

Slippy
05-06-2017, 07:25 AM
Hey Hatfield!

(Slippy likes this Hatfield feller):censored:

Gambit
05-06-2017, 08:05 AM
my wife works with both a hatfield and McCoy relatives and she said they get along like fish and water
and they both have a feud with a foreman or supervisor that no one likes her because she is a bitch

hawgrider
05-06-2017, 08:08 AM
Y'all are some party poopers and doggie downers. Im ashamed at the behavior like we are a PF or SB site.
Cant believe some of our own even were asking for a ban... unbelievable. Whatever you rightous bitches
Hawg out!

Unclefred
05-06-2017, 09:29 AM
my wife works with both a hatfield and McCoy relatives and she said they get along like fish and water
and they both have a feud with a foreman or supervisor that no one likes her because she is a bitch

That feud goes way back. It's Adam vs Eve.

Hatfield
05-06-2017, 10:42 AM
Sorry ladies, didn't realize I was joining the TLC channel. Thought we were all men here.

Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend!


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Sparkyprep
05-06-2017, 10:46 AM
Sorry ladies, didn't realize I was joining the TLC channel. Thought we were all men here.

Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend!


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We are not all men here. There is a lady or two that are members and regular contributors.

Besides, not all men need to make themselves sound like cromagnons when they introduce themselves. But hey, if your thing is stupidity, have fun with it.

Welcome.

Hatfield
05-06-2017, 10:46 AM
Thanks sweetheart 😘


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BucketBack
05-06-2017, 12:00 PM
hey welcome, I'm late to the party, but I'm informed now

Unclefred
05-06-2017, 12:35 PM
How come Lansing denizen Michael Moore hasn't joined yet?

RubberDuck
05-06-2017, 07:47 PM
Great tune for this intro and all the corn cob holders
https://youtu.be/cieFmcOqiUY

hawgrider
05-06-2017, 08:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

OSFG
05-07-2017, 04:41 PM
Welcome Hatfield...
from someone who finishes his own damn fights....and don't brag about his daddy's...

Gambit
05-07-2017, 07:25 PM
like a dummy I forgot to say hello
howdy from the now famous kiddy pool of shame
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-17444-You-came-to-the-right-neighbor-QfwC.jpeg

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 05:56 AM
No alcohol involved on this Tuesday morning.

Id like to extend a warm welcome to our new hell raiser Hatfield. And the nay sayers can just -



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Baglady
05-09-2017, 09:21 AM
I haven't been here in a week, but I don't care how anybody expresses themselves. Does that make me gutter trash?
I don't think so. I think it means I'm a tolerant person, with a sense of humor, and the belief that nobody can take away
our freedom of speech.

Baglady
05-09-2017, 09:22 AM
Welcome aboard Hatfield.

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 09:31 AM
I haven't been here in a week, but I don't care how anybody expresses themselves. Does that make me gutter trash?
I don't think so. I think it means I'm a tolerant person, with a sense of humor, and the belief that nobody can take away
our freedom of speech.

This boys and girls is HOW its DONE. Pay attention here words of wisdom from one of our Lovely ladies.

RubberDuck
05-09-2017, 09:45 AM
I haven't been here in a week, but I don't care how anybody expresses themselves. Does that make me gutter trash?
I don't think so. I think it means I'm a tolerant person, with a sense of humor, and the belief that nobody can take away
our freedom of speech.
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Baglady
05-09-2017, 09:45 AM
This boys and girls is HOW its DONE. Pay attention here words of wisdom from one of our Lovely ladies.

Grannies in the cellar, oh lordy don't you smell er, cookin biskits on her dirty little stove. Somethin is the matter, there's somethin in the batter...while the ____ runs down her dirty little nose...hit the batter, while the ____runs down her dirty little nose!
Biskits anyone??

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 09:57 AM
Grannies in the cellar, oh lordy don't you smell er, cookin biskits on her dirty little stove. Somethin is the matter, there's somethin in the batter...while the ____ runs down her dirty little nose...hit the batter, while the ____runs down her dirty little nose!
Biskits anyone??

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juskom95
05-09-2017, 10:32 AM
To Hatfield:

You're an asshole.

Welcome!

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I haven't been here in a week, but I don't care how anybody expresses themselves. Does that make me gutter trash?
I don't think so. I think it means I'm a tolerant person, with a sense of humor, and the belief that nobody can take away
our freedom of speech.

I just kind of shrugged and moved on. The only time I care about language is when children are around, so unless we have some prepubescent members on here, why does it matter?

Hatfield
05-09-2017, 10:32 AM
I'd like to thank everyone for the warm welcome. I look forward to reading everyone's posts.


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juskom95
05-09-2017, 10:35 AM
Grannies in the cellar, oh lordy don't you smell er. . .
First thing that came to mind:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuB6Vnq138g

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 10:38 AM
I'd like to thank everyone for the warm welcome. I look forward to reading everyone's posts.


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You'll fit in fine here. Every damn one of us is a descendant of the "asshole clan" even those righteous bitches that did all the whining.

Screw em all let God sort them out!

Baglady
05-09-2017, 10:44 AM
First thing that came to mind:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuB6Vnq138g

:shocked:

RWalls
05-09-2017, 01:07 PM
Welcome to the OTP, land of the free home of the chicken chits

Big Ken
05-09-2017, 03:46 PM
Grannies in the cellar, oh lordy don't you smell er, cookin biskits on her dirty little stove. Somethin is the matter, there's somethin in the batter...while the ____ runs down her dirty little nose...hit the batter, while the ____runs down her dirty little nose!
Biskits anyone??

I think I'm in love.

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 03:51 PM
I think I'm in love.

Just noticed you did the VIP membership. OTP thanks you.

RWalls
05-09-2017, 07:55 PM
Just noticed you did the VIP membership. OTP thanks you.

Hell yeah we do! We ain't some kind of ingrates is we Hawg! All you VIP'ers we appreciate all of you! Helps pay for our new server which is lighting fast! Anybody remember our 1st year? That server sucked ass.

hawgrider
05-09-2017, 08:13 PM
Hell yeah we do! We ain't some kind of ingrates is we Hawg! All you VIP'ers we appreciate all of you! Helps pay for our new server which is lighting fast! Anybody remember our 1st year? That server sucked ass.

Big Ken is another friend from a couple other forums from a few years back. He most recently hangs at MGO
Now we got him here to. Renegade Redneck is another friend that just came over from there as well. Good folks they are.

rice paddy daddy
05-18-2017, 09:37 PM
Welcome.
I think.

Sasquatch
05-18-2017, 10:05 PM
Welcome.
I think.

You missed all the fun aka family squabbling.

Mister Mills
05-21-2017, 03:03 PM
And I thought that I could be hostile and passive/aggressive. Welcome to the forum.

RubberDuck
08-12-2017, 05:46 PM
I felt it was worthy to post here today up at our property this weekend with Hatfield been to busy working to post much play but tonight in preparation of dinner we went for wild leeks.
This is how to identify them this time of year and in a few weeks the buds at the top will flower white.
so they are still a very tasty treat the texture is slightly softer and has a little more earthy flavor.
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hawgrider
08-12-2017, 06:15 PM
Y'all getting some leeks to cook up with some steaks oh hell yes! Wish I could have made it there this weekend but other matters got in the way. Y'all have fun and keep in mind I don't have any bail money until next week payday. Tell Hatfield to BLOW ME! :mocking::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::blow:

RubberDuck
08-12-2017, 07:55 PM
Fryin some up with peppers out of the wifes garden.
cookin steaks an taters on the firehttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170813/e2ed60542b88d96ee637145ed73bf271.jpg
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hawgrider
08-12-2017, 09:41 PM
What the hell is that orange stuff...

Sweet potatoes ewwww gag me yuk.:damn:

RubberDuck
08-12-2017, 09:46 PM
You're such a wussy.
sweet potato salted butter with the leek and a peppers is the shit.

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mlodell07
08-12-2017, 09:54 PM
You're such a wussy.
sweet potato salted butter with the leek and a peppers is the shit.

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Never woulda thought of that one. Sounds good to me though


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hawgrider
08-12-2017, 09:56 PM
You're such a wussy.
sweet potato salted butter with the leek and a peppers is the shit.

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I absolutely hate, despise, gagme, make me puke sweet potatoes. Kinda like Inor and green peas.

hawgrider
08-12-2017, 09:57 PM
Never woulda thought of that one. Sounds good to me though


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You eat that nasty ass orange crap too... uggg!

Innkeeper
08-13-2017, 11:06 PM
I absolutely hate, despise, gagme, make me puke sweet potatoes. Kinda like Inor and green peas.
I am with you there I despise sweet potatoes more than my feelings of the crazy ex.

Unclefred
08-14-2017, 01:08 AM
So what about Hatfield, is he a yellow sweet tater too? he sounds awful sweet to me. Like a maiden auntie.

RubberDuck
08-14-2017, 02:02 AM
Well this Duck likes sweet potatoes and fact is in a bug out or famine
You all might change your minds the sweet potato has more vitamins and calories than any other potatoes
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hawgrider
08-14-2017, 04:14 AM
Well this Duck likes sweet potatoes and fact is in a bug out or famine
You all might change your minds the sweet potato has more vitamins and calories than any other potatoes
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Oh hell no! Never!:biglaugh:

Mister Mills
08-14-2017, 02:41 PM
3734 3735
OK, I think I see what has happened to this thread. It has jumped the tracks.

hawgrider
08-14-2017, 03:17 PM
3734 3735
OK, I think I see what has happened to this thread. It has jumped the tracks.

Yeah we are famous for that here.:biglaugh:

RubberDuck
08-14-2017, 03:34 PM
I just felt like resurrecting this nuclear thread seems how we are so close to war.

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OSFG
08-14-2017, 06:28 PM
So what about Hatfield, is he a yellow sweet tater too? he sounds awful sweet to me. Like a maiden auntie.


I think Hatfield's like biscuits and gravy in front of a fat kid.....Gone.

Mister Mills
08-16-2017, 11:41 AM
Yeah we are famous for that here.:biglaugh:
That's OK, ever body loves a train wreck now and then. It makes fer gooood rubber-nekkin'.