Greetings, one and all

[J. Farthington Turdsworth]

Thank you for this opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Dr. J. Farthington Turdsworth, Professor Emeritus, University of California Berkeley. As well as being an avid preparer, I also offer relationship advice for troubled groups in order to regain trust and cohesiveness amongst the members.
So while I learn from your group about advanced preparations, I will subtly be available to guide members toward a more harmonious understanding of each other's needs in an effort to build a stronger Intra-forum society.

[hawgrider]

Another sock. Ok I will let you play for a while. Maybe!

[juskom95]

Welcome . . . maybe?

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[Mister Mills]

You are a professor at UC Berkely, and your name is Turdsworth? Did you know, that you have kin folk scattered all over America?
I have met turds at Universities, on some few occasions. Welcome to the forum, in spite of yer credentials.

[J. Farthington Turdsworth]

Exactly! The Turdsworth clan is spread far and wide across this nation, usually congregating around liberal universities. Chances are good that wherever you find a progressive university there will be a Turdsworth there.

Now, Mr. Hawgrider, I assume by your defensive stance that you are the self appointed guardian of this group? I base this off your not overtly hostile, yet disarmingly abrupt suspicion of my veracity.

[Mister Mills]

Exactly! The Turdsworth clan is spread far and wide across this nation, usually congregating around liberal universities. Chances are good that wherever you find a progressive university there will be a Turdsworth there.

Now, Mr. Hawgrider, I assume by your defensive stance that you are the self appointed guardian of this group? I base this off your not overtly hostile, yet disarmingly abrupt suspicion of my veracity.

This should be fun. And BTW, if he is not overtly hostile, might he be covertly so? I know that I am.

[Coastie dad]

3513

[Ricekila]

Opie --

Anyone watching the calendar ?

[J. Farthington Turdsworth]

Why, yes, Mr. Mills, he would be considered overtly covert.
Please excuse me for a bit. Kanye is in my office currently for an emergency session. It seems he became upset last night at dinner when Ray J. asked him how the left overs were.

[Unclefred]

That darned Ray J. is downright rude. I think you should send him to PF forums for a cyber soap mouth wash.

[Sparkyprep]

Ill play. Welcome.

[hawgrider]

Okey Dokey Here it is from the top.


J. Farthington Turdsworth tripped AE detector. No Soup for you

I will put you in the incinerator after you are done with the involuntary body movements.:biglaugh:

[RubberDuck]

Welcome
Blow Hatfield.
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[KnuteFartne]

Welcome. I look forward to being analyized.

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[hawgrider]

He is gone multiple accounts order from the top.

[rstanek]

Oh boy, this should be fun,analyze away I know I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested....

[RWalls]

Okey Dokey Here it is from the top.



I will put you in the incinerator after you are done with the involuntary body movements.:biglaugh:


Excellent! I was worried the new firewall might mess that up.

[MI.oldguy]

So,for our FIY,who was it?.enquiring people want to know.:bs::bs::bs::bs::bs::bs:

[Coastie dad]

Some smartass trying to be cute and add some levity during a week of sand abraded cootchies running rampant.

[MI.oldguy]

Some smartass trying to be cute and add some levity during a week of sand abraded cootchies running rampant.

OK,whatever you say.

[Gambit]

Welcome
Blow Hatfield.
Swim with Gsmbithttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170511/1c19f846780de714a65a719542182568.jpg
swim with Gsmbit?
I was worried you was trying to send a snowflake or a unwanted dipshit to the great kiddie pool of shame
yep send him to swim with gsmbit

[Gambit]

i wanted to play the analyzing game to
I'm not crazy but for everyone else here
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[Slippy]

Sorry I missed Turdsworth...:pissonobama: