Yellowstone

[TJC44]

I see on USGS that Yellowstone has been percolating today.
Nothing big, but more active than it had been.

[hawgrider]

Oh crap is she gonna blow?

[dudeman]

This is the disaster I prep for. I figure if I could survive this, everything else would be cake. Except for world war z zombies.

[KnuteFartne]

Oh crap is she gonna blow?
We can only hope! Oh wait, you're talking about Yellowstone. Nevermind.

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[Gambit]

We can only hope! Oh wait, you're talking about Yellowstone. Nevermind.

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you jerk!! beat me to it

[Gambit]

Oh crap is she gonna blow?
we talking about Madonna? because last I seen Hillary didn't win

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKM-Suj8tDk

[Gambit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKM-Suj8tDk
its scary shit
only thing I think can be more scarier then yellowstone popping is the popping of Michael moores pimples under his fat folds or one of Madonna's STD warts that is known to knock out satellites in space

[Inor]

Another reason to be happy we left Minnesota. We are no longer downwind of it.

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvgA7v1zViM

[Coastie dad]

We've been having tremors this week here in NW Arkansas up to 3.8 on the scale. Three yesterday.

[dudeman]

We've been having tremors this week here in NW Arkansas up to 3.8 on the scale. Three yesterday.

Is there any fracking in the area?

How far are you from New Madrid?

[Gambit]

We've been having tremors this week here in NW Arkansas up to 3.8 on the scale. Three yesterday.
maybe the tranny aka michael obama is in the area and every time he gets a good laugh his adam's apple goes up and comes down like a meteoroid hitting the earth.
or bill Clinton is chasing cubby women and Hillary is behind him trying to catch up, and as we know she has a huge ass and each ass cheek can be making a tremors due to the shockwave it produces that travels down and onto the ground.
these are just mine and my people who live in my head theories and we know a few of them are way out there from normalcy

[Coastie dad]

They do fracking west of us in Oklahoma, and south of us in Arkansas about 90-100 miles away. And I'm just a little over 100 miles due west of the lower portion of the fault line.

[Coastie dad]

Gambit.... Gambit... Gambit.

You know why I feel sorry for you? It's not because you're a sick puppy, but because you and your people living underground look up and see under Michael and Hillary's skirts.

[Gambit]

Gambit.... Gambit... Gambit.

You know why I feel sorry for you? It's not because you're a sick puppy, but because you and your people living underground look up and see under Michael and Hillary's skirts.
I'm a tall drink of water the ladies here called me , so im still taller then that tranny
but we have people here who are short side I think so we need to get them platform shoes

[DerBiermeister]

I guess I need to get out more ..........

[TJC44]

Gambit.... Gambit... Gambit.

You know why I feel sorry for you? It's not because you're a sick puppy, but because you and your people living underground look up and see under Michael and Hillary's skirts.
:potd:

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[Big Ken]

only thing I think can be more scarier then yellowstone popping is the popping of Michael moores pimples under his fat folds or one of Madonna's STD warts that is known to knock out satellites in space

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

[azrancher]

Another reason to be happy we left Minnesota. We are no longer downwind of it.Ah yes but all your old neighbors have your new address and will be headed your way to live in beautiful Sunsites AZ, and then there is the Playa that they can camp out on...

Sorry, being a bit sarcastic here. :bounce:

Rancher

[Inor]

Ah yes but all your old neighbors have your new address and will be headed your way to live in beautiful Sunsites AZ, and then there is the Playa that they can camp out on...

Sorry, being a bit sarcastic here. :bounce:

Rancher

No they don't... :biglaugh: When we left Minnesota, we LEFT Minnesota!

The only folks that know where we are now are all ya'll redneck Arizoniacs. :biglaugh:

But I am still trying to figure if the trade of tornados for wildfires was a good one. That Lizard Fire scared the SHIT out of us!

[azrancher]

@Inor it's only a close call when it burns up to your doorstep, my first one rained burned oak leaves down on my freshly plywood clad roof, the last one burned up to the walls.

Rancher

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sruCuNjT7aw

[Unclefred]

I hope California falls into the sea first.

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFaFfdOzPP8

[hawgrider]

I gotta see this on a bigger screen. Looks like a good flick!

[dudeman]

I gotta see this on a bigger screen. Looks like a good flick!

I'm watching it right now, and it is.

[hawgrider]

I'm watching it right now, and it is.

Intense movie! Makes you feel really small!

[hawgrider]

Thanks for the link Dudeman excellent watch!

[TJC44]

X 2

[Gambit]

I hope California falls into the sea first.
it might be best to go all east coast and with florida and parts of the west coast as well

[hawgrider]

it might be best to go all east coast and with florida and parts of the west coast as well

I say well load up our smoked sausages and briskets and run those vegan freaks out of Cali cuz we're gonna need to be up wind of Yellowstone when she blows.

[dudeman]

I'm staying right here in Florida.

[DerBiermeister]

One thing is for sure -- If she blows to supervolcano size, I would like to be right at ground zero and never know what hit me. No way do I want to drown in lung-filled ash that has turned to concrete.


As an aside -- I thought the technical aspects of the movie were well done, probably pretty close to reality.

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ROWxBN5NtM

[hawgrider]

Thats crazy I gotta stock up on liquor for the lava wennie roast the planet is toast party.

Sure would cleanse the human gene pool if she blows.

[TJC44]

Thats crazy I gotta stock up on liquor for the lava wennie roast the planet is toast party.

Sure would cleanse the human gene pool if she blows.

That would sure smoke some meat.
Hell, BBQ the whole cow!
The whole herd!

[Unclefred]

it might be best to go all east coast and with florida and parts of the west coast as well

if they could suck Portland and Seattle down with them that would be good.

[Inor]

Another great reason to move from MN to AZ. We were in "Ash Zone #2" in MN. Now we are in no ash zone at all. Plus, Arizoniacs are used to the heat! Bring it!

[DerBiermeister]

Another great reason to move from MN to AZ. We were in "Ash Zone #2" in MN. Now we are in no ash zone at all.

Except .... one little itty bitty thing you are overlooking. Because of your safety area, you are going to be invaded by tens of millions of people escaping the bad zones.

[DerBiermeister]

Just wondering -- a few years back, Iceland had a big volcanic eruption. It screwed with the airline routes for months. How did that ever turn out? Did Iceland get damaged a lot?

[dudeman]

Its an older documentary, but it has a lot of info.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pa6afh8o4

[hawgrider]

More than 800 earthquakes have now been recorded at the Yellowstone Caldera, a long-dormant supervolcano located in Yellowstone National Park, over the last two weeks – an ominous sign that a potentially catastrophic eruption could be brewing. However, despite earthquakes occurring at a frequency unseen during any period in the past five years, the US Geological Survey says the risk level remains in the “green,” unchanged from its normal levels, according to Newsweek.
https://www.infowars.com/scientists-fear-supervolcano-eruption-as-earthquake-swarm-near-yellowstone-soars-to-800/

[dudeman]

https://www.infowars.com/scientists-fear-supervolcano-eruption-as-earthquake-swarm-near-yellowstone-soars-to-800/

Of course they're going to say all is well. Could you imagine the chaos and mayhem that would ensue if they made the announcement that yellowstone is fixin' to pop?

[Gambit]

Of course they're going to say all is well. Could you imagine the chaos and mayhem that would ensue if they made the announcement that yellowstone is fixin' to pop?
look how people throw parties when killer storms coming at them, some of these fools will throw a BBQ about 500 miles thinking they are all ok until that sky darkens on post to be a cloudless day.
even then they will hold a beer to it eating a grilled hotdog and laughing about it till its too late

[dudeman]

look how people throw parties when killer storms coming at them, some of these fools will throw a BBQ about 500 miles thinking they are all ok until that sky darkens on post to be a cloudless day.
even then they will hold a beer to it eating a grilled hotdog and laughing about it till its too late
Natural selection in order.

[hawgrider]

Of course they're going to say all is well. Could you imagine the chaos and mayhem that would ensue if they made the announcement that yellowstone is fixin' to pop?

Its one of those things we have no control over. When she blows I will have time to put on a good whiskey buzz before it gets to me.

[Inor]

Except .... one little itty bitty thing you are overlooking. Because of your safety area, you are going to be invaded by tens of millions of people escaping the bad zones.

You seem to forget... We have experience dealing with refugees here. We get all those illegal Mexicans! :biglaugh:

[Unclefred]

I remember when St. Helens blew. even with all of the warnings-tremors, steam plumes, people still hung around the mountain and about 60 got killed.

[KnuteFartne]

I say well load up our smoked sausages and briskets and run those vegan freaks out of Cali cuz we're gonna need to be up wind of Yellowstone when she blows.
You guys are all welcome at the Squatch cave here in CA. But bring your own beer!

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[shootbrownelk]

Oh crap is she gonna blow?

I hope not....I'll be poached to death. Besides...the Bison are having the Asian Tourist toss over the 4th of July. You don't want to miss that.

[shootbrownelk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ROWxBN5NtM
I won't feel a thing..............

[shootbrownelk]

You seem to forget... We have experience dealing with refugees here. We get all those illegal Mexicans! :biglaugh:

Couldn't we just stuff the volcano hole with refugees...illegal aliens...ISIS fighters...Iranians and the general Muslim population?

[Gambit]

Couldn't we just stuff the volcano hole with refugees...illegal aliens...ISIS fighters...Iranians and the general Muslim population?
we will need more human waste to fill that hole

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMuKTaNtPSk

[Dwight55]

Well, . . . considering I truly believe, . . . "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil", . . . back to the standard broadcasting folks, . . . move along, . . . nothing to see here.

If there was, . . . no way to broadcast it, . . .

And it don't look like it will swallow Chicago, . . . so what good is it if it blows???

May God bless,
Dwight

[hawgrider]

Early Thursday morning, residents of southern Montana feared the worst when a 5.8 magnitude earthquake shook the region. Though its epicenter was only 230 miles from Yellowstone, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) says the seismic activity was not irregular, and the supervolcano is not expected to erupt anytime soon.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/natural-disaster-5-8-magnitude-150301642.html








Magnitude-5.8 earthquake strikes in western Montana: USGS
A magnitude-5.8 earthquake hit western Montana, the U.S. Geological Survey reported.
People felt the tremor hundreds of miles away.
The earthquake struck five miles southeast of Lincoln, Montana, at about 12:30 a.m. local time.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/06/magnitude-5-point-8-earthquake-strikes-in-western-montana-usgs.html

[rstanek]

I've been reading some on this, was wondering if the activity taking place now is any different then past swarms and if so ,what?

[hawgrider]

I've been reading some on this, was wondering if the activity taking place now is any different then past swarms and if so ,what?

Its probably just business as usual... "slow news" since Trump has been elected?

[TJC44]

Lincoln, MT was still getting aftershocks today.

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZE1DBb39c

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBz9re6BGZM

[TJC44]

It's been alot quieter. Most of those tremors are <2. Puerto Rico is getting more activity right now.

[DerBiermeister]

Here we are ....... the most powerful nation in the history of the world, and yet we are totally at the mercy of this monster volcano. We don't amount to a pimple on an elephant's ass in terms of what REAL power is.

[dudeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fXeOUgAIk

[dudeman]

Here's some fear porn for y'all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnMXws2hts