How to Milk a Cow

[hawgrider]

Just in case you city boys have never done it.







For most men and boys-soon-to-be-men, long gone are the days when milking a cow was a chore as common as doing the dishes. Now mostly done by high-tech machines at commercial dairies, the task of milking a cow by hand once brought farmers and their families into close bonds with the animals that helped to feed them every day. If you’re a city dweller,

learn here- http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/06/23/how-to-milk-a-cow/

[TJC44]

Oh how I want to say it!

[hawgrider]

Oh how I want to say it!

Well don't hold back Ill move it to the potty mouth if we have to...LMAO!

[TJC44]

Well don't hold back Ill move it to the potty mouth if we have to...LMAO!

I just think that with any Man, the act would come naturally.

[hawgrider]

I just think that with any Man, the act would come naturally.

Technique is everything. :biglaugh:

[Gambit]

I am able to get back on after a rough week
Technique is everything

[hawgrider]

I am able to get back on after a rough week
Technique is everything

Hey your back!

[Gambit]

Hey your back!
whats on my back? is it a kick me sign?

[TJC44]

Welcome back, Gambit

[hawgrider]

whats on my back? is it a kick me sign?

Its a tick... did you bring tweezers?

[TJC44]

Its a tick... did you bring tweezers?

He had to get offline so he could run around in circles to see it. :bounce:

[rstanek]

Two teats at a time,FYI.......

[Gambit]

Its a tick... did you bring tweezers?
hey its not that small where I need tweezers to do the deed! ohh wait you mean for the tick
yes it was a jacking joke that failed

[A Watchman]

whats on my back? is it a kick me sign?



Hey Gambit .......

Now back to the teats .... I grew up in the dairy business and milked 120 cows twice a day ... 7 days a week. First milking started at 3 AM.

[Gambit]

those are the days when men where tough as iron bolts and iron bolts was tough as rotted wood
that's how I seen my father who grew up back then and very few people of America today could even think how hard farming was back then.
all farmers will always have my respect

I need to try the fresh milk still one day, I hear stories of it being very sweet
later this summer we going to https://shakervillageky.org/ and ill get my first city born hands a chance to see anther teat

this talk of milk makes me want to do anther thread of cooking with gambit and friends

[hawgrider]

https://i.redd.it/54g3k6jzll6z.jpg

[TJC44]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1977-Kenner-Milky-the-Marvelous-Milking-Cow-with-Original-Box-/253015258956?hash=item3ae8e2774c:g:LQkAAOSwd~RZUsf 4

Can be had for anywhere between $18.00 to $150.00
I'll have to get a few for my nieces and nephews.

[hawgrider]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1977-Kenner-Milky-the-Marvelous-Milking-Cow-with-Original-Box-/253015258956?hash=item3ae8e2774c:g:LQkAAOSwd~RZUsf 4

Can be had for anywhere between $18.00 to $150.00
I'll have to get a few for my nieces and nephews.

Wow still some around!

[TJC44]

Wow still some around!

You can find almost anything on Ebay.
For a price.