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juskom95
08-02-2017, 01:58 PM
I know I've been gone for a bit, but I swear I didn't die or anything.

Some real life issues have been keeping me busy and.

Though I would drop a line to let you all know I didn't get hit by a bus or anything.

Unclefred
08-02-2017, 02:01 PM
I know I've been gone for a bit, but I swear I didn't die or anything.

Some real life issues have been keeping me busy and.

Though I would drop a line to let you all know I didn't get hit by a bus or anything.

OK, you can keep your medals.

juskom95
08-02-2017, 02:03 PM
OK, you can keep your medals.

I was worried for a bit, I might have to to some more stupid things to get them back . . . .

Gambit
08-02-2017, 03:31 PM
I was worried for a bit, I might have to to some more stupid things to get them back . . . .
no, you should have some medals removed
to get them back you need to run around a park wearing a diaper yelling" I'm the lizard king nigga!
and welcome back

hawgrider
08-02-2017, 04:32 PM
I know I've been gone for a bit, but I swear I didn't die or anything.

Some real life issues have been keeping me busy and.

Though I would drop a line to let you all know I didn't get hit by a bus or anything.

Well sheeet thats some good news right there that your not dead!

Hope everything smooths out for you soon you have been missed. I've had lots of inquiries as to your whereabouts.

Keep on truckin the road is clear just up ahead.

Batou
08-02-2017, 04:35 PM
Glad to see you back!

Sparkyprep
08-02-2017, 04:44 PM
Welcome back. Glad to hear all is well.

KnuteFartne
08-02-2017, 05:15 PM
Maybe the Russians switched him with a double. How do we know it's really you?

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MI.oldguy
08-02-2017, 05:25 PM
Glad your back,I thought you got perma-banned or something.

OSFG
08-02-2017, 06:29 PM
Maybe the Russians switched him with a double. How do we know it's really you?

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I concur..... Say somethin Juskom95-ish.....

azrancher
08-02-2017, 09:36 PM
Though I would drop a line to let you all know I didn't get hit by a bus or anything.So... who the heck is this juskom guy, and where did he steal all those medals from, I think I'm missing a couple, doesn't he have to pay some kind of get out of jail penance, like a couple of good cigars to all of us that had to hold down the fort while he was gone off chasing women?

Rancher

Innkeeper
08-02-2017, 10:11 PM
I was worried for a bit, I might have to to some more stupid things to get them back . . . .
Nice meeting you , yeah I took too long of a vacation and lost all of mine. :pout:

Inor
08-02-2017, 10:13 PM
Hey Pal - Welcome back

hawgrider
08-03-2017, 04:24 AM
Nice meeting you , yeah I took too long of a vacation and lost all of mine. :pout:

The old mods here were stingy as hell with the medals.

Innkeeper
08-03-2017, 08:41 AM
The old mods here were stingy as hell with the medals.

Yeah stingy is good at times at others, not so much.

hawgrider
08-03-2017, 08:58 AM
Yeah stingy is good at times at others, not so much.

You have some new tin now... passed a couple out this morning.

Innkeeper
08-03-2017, 09:05 AM
You have some new tin now... passed a couple out this morning.

I saw that and I thank you very much, I had to wait for the Brittany to realize he was not going to get the squirrel under the porch to check them out. But I am eternally grateful to you my friend. I am looking for a link right now to start a new post. I am part of a Veterans golf league up here, and Labor Day weekend they are doing a big weekend for the Folds of Honor program during their Patriot Golf Outing weekend, has been going on 10 years now.

juskom95
08-03-2017, 01:28 PM
no, you should have some medals removed
to get them back you need to run around a park wearing a diaper yelling" I'm the lizard king nigga!
and welcome back

Wait . . . . how did you know what I did last weekend?

juskom95
08-03-2017, 01:29 PM
Well sheeet thats some good news right there that your not dead!

Hope everything smooths out for you soon you have been missed. I've had lots of inquiries as to your whereabouts.

Keep on truckin the road is clear just up ahead.

Yeah, I was checking in here once in a while. The wife is convinced that 2017 is an evil year . . .

juskom95
08-03-2017, 01:30 PM
Maybe the Russians switched him with a double. How do we know it's really you?

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http://i.imgur.com/igwN4rG.gif

Better?

juskom95
08-03-2017, 01:31 PM
So... who the heck is this juskom guy, and where did he steal all those medals from, I think I'm missing a couple, doesn't he have to pay some kind of get out of jail penance, like a couple of good cigars to all of us that had to hold down the fort while he was gone off chasing women?

Rancher

I can about afford a Swisher Sweet to one person . . . but I'm not sure I hate anyone on here THAT much.

KnuteFartne
08-03-2017, 01:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/igwN4rG.gif

Better?Yep, that's you.

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TJC44
08-03-2017, 02:06 PM
The wife is convinced that 2017 is an evil year . . .

It is.

Glad you're back.

Gambit
08-03-2017, 03:14 PM
Wait . . . . how did you know what I did last weekend?
I have my ways

hawgrider
08-03-2017, 03:20 PM
I have my ways

The all seeing pug knows all see's all.

Coastie dad
08-03-2017, 03:48 PM
You're back! I've missed you! I've been drinking a pot of coffee each day chanting ancient Mayan rituals in hopes you would some day return!

And yes, 2017 has sucked sweaty camel testicles...

juskom95
08-04-2017, 10:22 AM
You're back! I've missed you! I've been drinking a pot of coffee each day chanting ancient Mayan rituals in hopes you would some day return!


http://i.imgur.com/LTMhuue.gif


And yes, 2017 has sucked sweaty camel testicles...

Sometimes it feels like lady luck has kicked one squarely in the balls!

hawgrider
08-04-2017, 10:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/LTMhuue.gif



Sometimes it feels like lady luck has kicked one squarely in the balls!

Your not alone... Ive been on a 3 year kick in the nuts.
Im feeling pretty good that things run in 3's and this is the last year for bad luck!

swamp frog
08-04-2017, 10:29 AM
I can about afford a Swisher Sweet to one person . . . but I'm not sure I hate anyone on here THAT much.

I thought you were a White Owl man...

juskom95
08-04-2017, 12:04 PM
I thought you were a White Owl man...

I haven't seen one of those since I was eight!

I'm actually completely out of cigars right now, it is a very sad, sad day!

swamp frog
08-04-2017, 12:54 PM
That's what the stoners cut open to wrap their grass in while I was in high school.

I guess they were to stupid to buy the actual paper haha.

Batou
08-04-2017, 08:04 PM
Life definitely can be a serious kick in the nuts. Glad to have you back.