Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch!

[Big Ken]

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

http://wglmagazine.com/index.php/2017/10/12/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

[Sparkyprep]

Sasquatch! What have we told you about controlling your urges?

[Inor]

More proof that legalizing pot is just not a good idea.

[Gambit]

talking about sasquatch where has he been?

[Gambit]

Sasquatch! What have we told you about controlling your urges?

well in his defense . the guy was a democrat so he smelled like a fishy pussy
and we all know sasquatches like fish and pussy

[hawgrider]

talking about sasquatch where has he been?

Looks like he visited this morning- Today 02:15 AM

[hag]

well in his defense . the guy was a democrat so he smelled like a fishy pussy
and we all know sasquatches like fish and pussy

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha . That tickles the shit outta me!!!

[OSFG]

sasquatch!!! damnit son, aint we told you to leave the lumber sexuals alone? jesus boy....get a playboy mag or something.