★ Closed ★ GIVING AWAY 100 rounds CCI 22lr mini-mag *FrEe*

Free box of CCI Mini-mag 100 rounds, 40 grain.

Here are the rules:

1) Tell a funny joke here.

2) Your post number is your entry number. (see how I am number 1?)

3) A winning number will be drawn on March 25th! I will use a random number generator app on my iPhone.

4) Open to any resident of FL, GA, AL, NC, SC and TN.
And yes, I have a huge stockpile of 22lr ammo.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oiPjMGf7FM

An older couple had just learned how to send texts.
The wife being a romantic decided to send her husband a text while out having coffee with a friend.
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams"
"If you are laughing, send me your smile"
"If you are eating, send me a bite"
"If you are drinking, send me a sip"
"If you are crying, send me a tear"
"I love you"

The husband texted back:
"I'm on the toilet...please advise"

Whats the same about women and tornadoes?



They both moan when there coming and take everything when there leaving!

A guy out on the edge of town up in Alaska goes out to his generator shed and notices that it's leaking oil. He calls into town to see when a mechanic can come out to take a look at it. The shop tells him it will be at least 5-6 hours. The leak isn't too bad so he figures that's okay, heads back to the house. He waits around a while, then decides to fix himself some lunch.

The mechanic gets done with his call sooner than he figured he would, so he heads out to check out the generator. He pulls up to the generator shed, knows where the generator is located, so he checks it out. His suspicions are confirmed, so he heads up to the house to reveal the news.

Mechanic knocks on the door. The guy answers.

Mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."

Guy wipes his face, says "Nah, that's just mayonnaise."

What do you call a pig that does karate?


Highlight below for answer

a pork chop!

Obama to Putin: You must pull all your troops.....
Putin: Knock Knock.
Obama: (sigh) Who's there??
Putin: Crimea.
Obama: Crimea who?
Putin: Crimea river.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

http://youtu.be/VIvndWcMuAM

A state Trooper chased a guy for over 10 miles with speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour at times. When the trooper finally pulled the car over, the Trooper asked why he didn't stop, the driver replayed, several years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper, I thought you were returning her!