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    I hope they tag them all with those anti-theft...

    I hope they tag them all with those anti-theft devices so the alarm goes off if they try to leave.
  2. I haven't been this disappointed since my local...

    I haven't been this disappointed since my local Korean massage parlor got shot down.
  3. Dammit, where's that debit card.

    Dammit, where's that debit card.
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    NASA found something. My money is on another dead...

    NASA found something. My money is on another dead body attributed to Hillary Clinton. Either that or Obama's birth certificate.
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    I laughed out loud when the bearded guy tossed...

    I laughed out loud when the bearded guy tossed the kid down and he cried out like a dying rabbit. I was really hoping some other kids would show up and start kicking him.
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    Got it. So is diddle-hopping a felony or a...

    Got it. So is diddle-hopping a felony or a misdemeanor? Either way still going to deny it. I was out fishing when that happened. I never saw her before. I ran out of Viagra. This tennis elbow keeps...
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    I see now that I am officially a diddy-bopper....

    I see now that I am officially a diddy-bopper. Which is either an insult or a compliment, I am not sure. Either way I am going to deny it until some catches me on video.
  8. “Definitions belong to the definers, not the...

    “Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined.” Toni Morrison

    If you're not questioning the crap they spoon feed us today, you're an idiot.
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    My mama use to tell me when I was waiting in line...

    My mama use to tell me when I was waiting in line for smarts I thought they said farts and got a double dose of sarcasm instead. :biglaugh:
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    My name is mitchell and I work for Google and the...

    My name is mitchell and I work for Google and the nsa, which are really the same thing.

    Kidding! Same name, same avatar at prepper forum.
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    Here I go again

    After not being part of any forums for a long time, I have now signed up with two of them in a couple weeks. @mountaingirl invited me over so I will do my best not to be a douche and make her look...
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