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    Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
    One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.

    Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coastie dad View Post
    I beg to differ.
    Envision, if you will: Fort Hood Texas, July of 80 something. Summer downpour, so quick no one got ponchos on, everyone gets soaked. Sun comes out, inside of armored vehicles climbs to over 120 degrees. Rains continue sporadically throughout the day.
    One of the medics commented he not seen such crotch and foot fungal infections since Vietnam.

    Gold Bond is the answer. Extra strength will cauterize wounds and burn hair off your dangly parts due to the "cooling menthol."
    Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
    Do the same in LA, in the middle of a swamp! I'll take TX any day!
    Good old Fort F uck...I mean Polk?
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