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  1. 04-03-2018, 05:57 AM #1
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    Preventing Swamp Crotch: 10 Products “Scientifically” Tested

    It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts.

    I’m talking about swamp crotch: an uncomfortably moist nether region in which irritating chafing and stickage become commonplace and a distinct vinegar odor permeates from your groin.

    Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.

    As a lifelong resident of perpetually hot and humid Oklahoma,
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    I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though
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    Quote Originally Posted by BucketBack View Post
    I'm using cornstarch with aloe , walmart brand. It does clump like kitty litter though
    Bad visual right there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawgrider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by juskom95 View Post
    Originally purchased as a joke.
    Recommend by "Iron butt riders" motorcyclist. for long distance riding.
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    I bet no one here knows about swamp crotch than me, and I highly recommend Gold Bond Powder. But, I have to put out a warning- Do NOT use the "Extra Strength" powder. It is just too much. You will regret it.
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