Microchipping

[TJC44]

I know the subject has come up here before, I wanted to pass along a conversation we had at work today.

We were talking about flu shots, and why none of us were getting them. Somehow the subject turned to microchipping, and how that would be done.
One guy here said he was going to get the microchip in his butt....and the conversation went downhill from there.
Placing your hand over the cardreader to pay for stuff would be replaced by......you guessed it.

Starting your car could be a bit awkward, as you can imagine.

We have new timeclocks at work. The timeclocks are about chest high. Using the timeclock & the microchip to clock in in the morning would probably require someone picking him up.

Then there is logging into your computer......

I'll leave you folks with that mental picture for the day.

TJC

[juskom95]

Seems there are two groups

A-Those who will run gladly to get microchipped.

B-Those who find it absurd and stupid.

Though I do like the posterior chipping location! Imagine someone's ass being all over that chip reader!

[Dwight55]

My decision concerning the possibility of my being microchipped is a bit of a re-arrangement of an old quote:

The original goes something like "from my cold dead hands".

Mine is "only into my cold dead hands".

Just ain't gonna happen to this ol sailor.

May God bless,
Dwight

[Gambit]

sex offenders should be chipped
just when they go near a school or a park the chip blows their heads off

[Kfilly]

sex offenders should be chipped
just when they go near a school or a park the chip blows their heads off

Should not waste the money on a chip when a bullet is far cheaper and just as effective.

No chip for me either.

[KnuteFartne]

Only think that's going to be in my ass is the face of whoever tries to chip me.

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[juskom95]

Only think that's going to be in my ass is the face of whoever tries to chip me.

I don't understand the seemingly growing portion of the population that wants this.

Hell, I don't even carry a cell phone during the times I'm not required (work related); that thing sits in a desk or wherever I drop it on weekends!

[KnuteFartne]

I don't understand the seemingly growing portion of the population that wants this.

Hell, I don't even carry a cell phone during the times I'm not required (work related); that thing sits in a desk or wherever I drop it on weekends!

Slow indoctrination I suppose.

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[juskom95]

Slow indoctrination I suppose.

Then again, they are the same ones who cannot function without a cellphone ON THEM at every moment.

[KnuteFartne]

Then again, they are the same ones who cannot function without a cellphone ON THEM at every moment.

True. They also seem to be the ones that need big brother to take care of them and keep them safe.

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