Very forward aren't you? Good. Whilst your assumptions about me are rather inaccurate, I appreciate and respect your honesty concerning your behavior. For a man to admit his inadequacies amongst not only friends but strangers is a gift few of my patients have been blessed with.
As far as ordering milk from a saloon bar, that allows me to deduce your coming of age during the time of strapping young cowboys on the telly challenging the Eastern newcomer to prove his masculinity. I would further inquire if I would be correct that you really do have a military background and you are not just another frustrated office worker in a Walter Mitty scenario, being overly boisterous to compensate for what has possibly been diagnosed as low testosterone brought on by advancing age?