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    It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

    I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and across from me sits two girls, about college age.
    One is wearing reeeeeaaaaally short baggy leg shorts.

    Every time she gets out of the booth, I see a little more of the...uh.. clamshell, shall we say.



    Then my fortune cookie says:
    Guard yourself against evil temptations.


    I'm telling you, my wife has a spy network! Probably the people in the mystery RV are relaying info on my whereabouts and shenanigans.
    I fear the nation I loved may be gone. The best I hope for now is to die with honor in the coming civil war, and that my grandchildren be spared the pain of a tyrannical government.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Coastie dad View Post
    I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and across from me sits two girls, about college age.
    One is wearing reeeeeaaaaally short baggy leg shorts.

    Every time she gets out of the booth, I see a little more of the...uh.. clamshell, shall we say.



    Then my fortune cookie says:
    Guard yourself against evil temptations.


    I'm telling you, my wife has a spy network! Probably the people in the mystery RV are relaying info on my whereabouts and shenanigans.
    we need pictures of the girl with the reeeeeeeeeally baggy shorts to do a clamshell identification
    It happened before, it can happen again.
    It happened there, it can happen here.
    It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
    No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

    I'm not allowed at the Zoo anymore...

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    I need to stay out of jail and keep my license.


    ETA: I'm sure it was a ............



    SALTWATER CLAM!!!!!!!
    I fear the nation I loved may be gone. The best I hope for now is to die with honor in the coming civil war, and that my grandchildren be spared the pain of a tyrannical government.



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    Did you time travel back to the 80's? Because nowadays the girls usually wear reeeeeeeaaaalllly short shorts with their cheeks hanging out.

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    "That guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today!"

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    Skimpy, baggy shorts.

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    I fear the nation I loved may be gone. The best I hope for now is to die with honor in the coming civil war, and that my grandchildren be spared the pain of a tyrannical government.



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    Those wives have eyes everywhere!
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