I'm sitting in a Chinese restaurant, and across from me sits two girls, about college age.
One is wearing reeeeeaaaaally short baggy leg shorts.
Every time she gets out of the booth, I see a little more of the...uh.. clamshell, shall we say.
Then my fortune cookie says:
Guard yourself against evil temptations.
I'm telling you, my wife has a spy network! Probably the people in the mystery RV are relaying info on my whereabouts and shenanigans.