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    A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit For Spies

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    Oh hell no!
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    Are you kidding. CIA-SME I A. I keep one in my glove box. You never know how Friday night may go!

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    After having the Colon inspection without sedation,.........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by BucketBack View Post
    After having the Colon inspection without sedation,.........................
    Might glide right in for a while...
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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    my asshole just tighten to a point that a coffee stirring straw can fit in there

    damn that thing look like it be painful as ****

    now I know how all those short chicks I been with felt
    It happened before, it can happen again.
    It happened there, it can happen here.
    It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
    No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

    I'm not allowed at the Zoo anymore...

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    Oh my
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    I would just stay in the cell, and tough it out; putting that thing up my crack would give me permanent nightmares.
    Current Book: The Art Of War by Sun Tzu. He was was an excellent general, but I think he was crazy, or something. He had a real evil streak in him.

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    Umm, no.
    Just NO
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