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    Quote Originally Posted by StratMaster View Post
    "Here's the BAD news" say the docs as you are waking up from your freeze. "It was your head that was killing you... the only part we saved dangit. BUT, here's the GOOD news" they say with a smile. "We were able to re-connect your Sasquatch head to a Gambit body... which will buy us time to find a cure. Meantime, go have some fun in the Pug hump train!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by StratMaster View Post
    "Here's the BAD news" say the docs as you are waking up from your freeze. "It was your head that was killing you... the only part we saved dangit. BUT, here's the GOOD news" they say with a smile. "We were able to re-connect your Sasquatch head to a Gambit body... which will buy us time to find a cure. Meantime, go have some fun in the Pug hump train!"
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    Thought from the title maybe this was a Luke Perry thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I'm going to freeze my head until they find a cure for what killed me.
    Hey! Nice avatar.

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    Thanks! I thought I'd show off your skills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by StratMaster View Post
    "Here's the BAD news" say the docs as you are waking up from your freeze. "It was your head that was killing you... the only part we saved dangit. BUT, here's the GOOD news" they say with a smile. "We were able to re-connect your Sasquatch head to a Gambit body... which will buy us time to find a cure. Meantime, go have some fun in the Pug hump train!"
    That escalated quickly.... lol
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