Keep Your Head Up, And your Stick On The Ice.
That was bigger than a toot!
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
Maybe that's why Inor doesn't like peas?
He had a bad experience with a can as a child?
BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!
hawgrider (07-12-2019)
the movies FX or FXX
can beans will be next to be banned
It happened before, it can happen again.
It happened there, it can happen here.
It happened to that person, it can happen to you.
No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.
I'm not allowed at the Zoo anymore...
hawgrider (07-12-2019)
I'll scratch that off my list of things to do when sitting around the fire after Elk hunting.
BucketBack (07-12-2019),Innkeeper (07-12-2019)
Back in '84 I had a tank driver heat an unopened C ration can on the heater box in the driver's compartment.
Blew up spaghetti all over his belly about 0300. Came screaming out of the hatch, trying to hold his "guts" in!
I fear the nation I loved may be gone. The best I hope for now is to die with honor in the coming civil war, and that my grandchildren be spared the pain of a tyrannical government.
News Flash: Statistics show the last time Blacks had a 100% employment rate was 1863
shootbrownelk (07-13-2019),StratBastard (07-12-2019)
At a beach bonfire one time and someone left the lighter fluid on the fire ring next to a pretty big and hot fire. I looked over and saw the bottle bulging. Kicked it into the sand and ran. Luckily it didn't explode.
"That guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today!"
shootbrownelk (07-13-2019)