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    Quote Originally Posted by Inor View Post
    As most of you know (ad nauseum), I have spent the last 2 weeks in Canada. I cannot tell you how happy it makes me to leave behind the ignorance that is the French language!

    When I called home last night to say goodnight to Mrs Inor, she informed me that she bought 2 donkeys yesterday. Why I need (or want) 2 donkeys is still a mystery to me. But next Friday, Rosa and Juliette will be joining us at M.T. Acres. I am not sure what we are going to do with them. You cannot eat them. I guess we could ride them, but from what everybody tells me, donkeys are EXTREMELY uncomfortable to ride. So that is a non-starter. I could build a cart for them to pull, but that's why I bought a tractor.

    So, do any of you have any idea what I can use them for?
    I think you should load them up and go panning for gold for a coupla weeks. Then do it again. Worked out for Walter Huston. She'll get rid of 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    This is awesome news!

    Donkeys will kick the shit out of coyotes and stomp rattlesnakes.

    Now that you have donkeys, get you some goats.
    Nah. Go big (or mini) or go home. I'm going to send this article to Mrs. Inor.

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