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    Somebody check to see if he's still breathing...
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    I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

    Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSFG View Post
    I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

    Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....
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    I've been told that one of the tests for dimentia / alzheimers is that they will blindfold you, . . . pass a jar of peanut butter under your nose, . . . ask you what you were smelling.

    Answer it right and you can go.

    Goof up and you get all the doc's workup, . . . questions, . . . counseling, . . . yada yada yada.

    So go check out that jar, . . .

    If ya can smell it, . . . start writing.

    And jsut rmemebr taht oen of teh msot perdmoninet mrarekrs taht is uesd to detcet mmeroy porbmels is poor sepllnig .

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    Hawg, Rwalls, better check the virus protection on the site.
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    Hawg, Rwalls, better check the virus protection on the site.
    Why? We got the corona virus now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawgrider View Post
    Why? We got the corona virus now?
    We need to make sure OSFG hasn't infected us.

    Oh, never mind. He did that a long time ago!

    BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSFG View Post
    I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.

    Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....
    There's the guy I know.
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    I got a rant building....and I'm working through about 5 sub rants in my mind. The sickness is about done. actually went to work and did a 12 hour day. So I'm a bit tuckered from 5 days of emails and idiocy that is indicative of Government employees pretending to be more knowledgable and prophetic than God gave them gifts to perform.

    So I'mma chill for a bit....let my mind drift back to better days when I applied my vernacular with voracious vividness and thought, somewhat self gratifyingly, that I was witty.

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