Somebody check to see if he's still breathing...
Somebody check to see if he's still breathing...
Being cremated...my last chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY!!
OSFG (03-02-2020)
I said I was yon'ing damn it....ya'll folks got no patience.
Actually fell very sick and had to go to emergency room and then lost my train of thought.....But I PROMISE....I OWE YALL one very well thought out rant of epic proportion and undiluted linguistic latitude and syllabic synchronicity that would make Shakespeare seek solace in a synagogue of silence.....
I've been told that one of the tests for dimentia / alzheimers is that they will blindfold you, . . . pass a jar of peanut butter under your nose, . . . ask you what you were smelling.
Answer it right and you can go.
Goof up and you get all the doc's workup, . . . questions, . . . counseling, . . . yada yada yada.
So go check out that jar, . . .
If ya can smell it, . . . start writing.
And jsut rmemebr taht oen of teh msot perdmoninet mrarekrs taht is uesd to detcet mmeroy porbmels is poor sepllnig .
May God bless,
Dwight
If you can breathe, . . . thank God.
If you can read, . . . thank a teacher.
If you can read in English, . . . thank a veteran.
www.dwightsgunleather.com
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Hawg, Rwalls, better check the virus protection on the site.
BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!
Prepared One (03-03-2020)
OMG! What are ya sayin? Can I catch the China bug on this site!!!! I don't have my mask on! AHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! We're all gonna die. Ahhhhhhhhhha
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
Winston Churchill
Baglady (03-20-2020),hawgrider (03-03-2020),Innkeeper (03-03-2020),MountainGirl (03-03-2020)
Baglady (03-20-2020),Innkeeper (03-03-2020),MountainGirl (03-03-2020),Prepared One (03-03-2020)
There's the guy I know.
https://youtu.be/8UJX1fwonQc
You will never be forgotten. RIP Corporal Bradley Coy (USMC)
Baglady (03-20-2020)
I got a rant building....and I'm working through about 5 sub rants in my mind. The sickness is about done. actually went to work and did a 12 hour day. So I'm a bit tuckered from 5 days of emails and idiocy that is indicative of Government employees pretending to be more knowledgable and prophetic than God gave them gifts to perform.
So I'mma chill for a bit....let my mind drift back to better days when I applied my vernacular with voracious vividness and thought, somewhat self gratifyingly, that I was witty.