Hello from the Midwest

[rice paddy daddy]

...........................sadly a little weasel dickwad wanted to play Big Boy games and his pud bucket isn't big enough for that. ................

Another classic from MG!!!
You remind me of one of our platoon drill sergeants in Army basic training. He could curse out a recruit for minutes without repeating himself once.
His favorite, which I still can hear him say 53 years later, was to call a recruit "you needle dicked bug f***er".

Oh, Denton's temporary ban had zero to do with any reported post.
It was discussed among the mods before proceeding, but that is all I'll say about that. Other than I was not the one to drop the hammer. Denton is a friend, and if I had seen things earlier I believe a simple PM would have gotten traction.