Ready for landing!

[Folklore]

Howdy grab a chair and sit a spell. Male Or Female? We don't play that safe place pronoun crap here?

You puzzled me. I had to get out of the chair to go and check. Now I know that I am a male. Success!

We BBQ spys. You're not a spy right? We have sensitive classified documents here.

I do not touch the sacred texts of recipes.

Give us some history on you if you'd be so kind.

Something is in my profile. What would you like to know?

Russia eh! Well you will be the first foreigner here.

Hurray, at least somewhere I first.
Because of our local peculiarities, it is not always possible to talk in detail about yourself openly.
In our area, the length of life is inversely proportional to the length of the tongue.
I hope that the situation will change.

[hawgrider]

You puzzled me. I had to get out of the chair to go and check. Now I know that I am a male. Success!


I do not touch the sacred texts of recipes.


Something is in my profile. What would you like to know?


Hurray, at least somewhere I first.
Because of our local peculiarities, it is not always possible to talk in detail about yourself openly.
In our area, the length of life is inversely proportional to the length of the tongue.
I hope that the situation will change.

OK so your not a Russian recipe spy... good!

You are a Male not a soy boy or a Lumber sexual... good!

Since in your profile it says you like "fairy tales".... riddle me this-

Do you know the difference between a Fairy tale and a Sailor story?

[Folklore]

Do you know the difference between a Fairy tale and a Sailor story?

If you mean Sailor's fables and Fishing fables, then maybe I understand the question about the difference.

[inceptor]

We BBQ spys. You're not a spy right? We have sensitive classified documents here.

In fact, this could be classified as "eyes only". Just sayin............

[Innkeeper]

Welcome from the 45th parallel of the pleasant peninsula.

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[Folklore]

In fact, this could be classified as "eyes only". Just sayin............

Guys, I have enough headache in everyday life.
My previous experience of interaction with some departments makes me perceive such things seriously.
If I accidentally mistaken and entered the wrong door, then better tell me at once.
You see the history of my activity on the forum in the logs.
Better I immediately pull for a ejection handle, until I saw something that is not necessary for me.
Then you can ban my account or better remove it.

[BucketBack]

Welcome to the free world

[stevekozak]

Welcome from the hidden bunker! Privet! Your best bet around here is to drink 500 grams of the little water and sharpen up your funny bone. We have fun here and don't really take any prisoners. What is your favorite piva russki?

[hawgrider]

If you mean Sailor's fables and Fishing fables, then maybe I understand the question about the difference.

The difference between a fairy tale and a sailor story is

Fairy tale starts " once upon a time"

Sailer story starts "this is no bullshit"

[BucketBack]

I can sail a boat, and I can run a trot line.