Denton and Sasquatch Show #254

[Innkeeper]

Some guy up in da tip of the mitt had a tree rat pack his whole engine compartment with pine cones a few years back. Rocky the squirrel
must die!

Back when I was still in the military during a period of Active Guard time before going back active my boss down at Cp Grayling had squirrels get into the engine compartment of his Yukon and chew a bunch of wires. All because he let it sit on the airfield because he drove his gsa home every night. He only found out because he had to go to DC for something and decided to take the wife and kids and turn it into a working vacation.
Was funny as shit.

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[Denton]

Back when I was still in the military during a period of Active Guard time before going back active my boss down at Cp Grayling had squirrels get into the engine compartment of his Yukon and chew a bunch of wires. All because he let it sit on the airfield because he drove his gsa home every night. He only found out because he had to go to DC for something and decided to take the wife and kids and turn it into a working vacation.
Was funny as shit.

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Years ago, I had a neighbor who had a wiener dog that loved to come into MY yard and bark at me. Finally, I decided to befriend the fleabag. Evey day, I spent a little time petting and talking nicely to the worthless critter. One afternoon, I was running late for work and had no time for the football on paws, so when I got home that night the poor excuse for a dog chewed through the ABS harnesses on the front wheels. We went back to being enemies.

[Inor]

Years ago, I had a neighbor who had a wiener dog that loved to come into MY yard and bark at me. Finally, I decided to befriend the fleabag. Evey day, I spent a little time petting and talking nicely to the worthless critter. One afternoon, I was running late for work and had no time for the football on paws, so when I got home that night the poor excuse for a dog chewed through the ABS harnesses on the front wheels. We went back to being enemies.

Back in the early 90's, Gary Larson (of The Far Side fame), wrote a book called "Wiener Dog Art". I took great inspiration from that book. I tried several great ideas for wiener dog art from that book. Unfortunately, not a single one worked out as well as I planned...