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    ★ Closed ★ GIVING AWAY 100 rounds CCI 22lr mini-mag *FrEe*

    DISCLAIMER: Always comply with local, state, federal and international law. The Outdoor Trading Post IS NOT involved in your personal transactions.


    Location: Roswell or free shipping
    Zip Code: 30075
    For Sale or Trade: FREE!
    Price or Trade Value: $7.50
    Caliber: 22lr
    Willing to Ship: Yes
    Bill of Sale?: No

    Item Description:

    Free box of CCI Mini-mag 100 rounds, 40 grain.

    Here are the rules:

    1) Tell a funny joke here.

    2) Your post number is your entry number. (see how I am number 1?)

    3) A winning number will be drawn on March 25th! I will use a random number generator app on my iPhone.

    4) Open to any resident of FL, GA, AL, NC, SC and TN.
    And yes, I have a huge stockpile of 22lr ammo.

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