I'm willing to bet that the kindling niggger won't WORK!
Pretty sure they would accept some form of assistance though!lol
And the Kindling Spic will steal somebody else's kindling and bring it to you.
But in all seriousness, anybody that cannot split off 12-15 pieces of kindling from a log with a Buck knife in 10 minutes or less deserves to die of hypothermia.
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