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    The Kindling Cracker

    I saw this product to easily produce firewood kindling and thought it be quite ingenious for a gimmick thing. Its called the Kindling Cracker. (AS I watched the video I couldn't help but wonder if they make a Kindling Niggger, or a Kindling Spic or a Kindling GoatPhucker...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHB2TBXZ3A

    http://www.kindlingcracker.com/
    http://www.northerntool.com/shop/too...ontent=300x250

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    I don't like the price, but I do like the product.
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    That's a pretty cool idea. I'm thinking a welder and a lil redneck engineering could save you quite a bit for one of those.

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    I've heard of people putting a cut log into an old tire and chopping multiple times to produce smaller logs/kindling. But theres no way I'd buy the Kindling Cracker retail.

    We've got a country gas station about 5 miles away that sells boxes 18"x24" of Southern Pine Fat Wood/Starter Wood (Wood from a Southern Yellow Pine that has a heavy concentration of resin/sap) for 12.99. 1 box lasts me a year/season but I've filled up a small galvanized garbage can with the fat wood so we're covered for a long time. The smell is wonderful when you open the galvanized can.

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    Slippy, it sells on the net for way more than that. maybe you could make a profit in the middle?
    I am like you, I wouldn't give ten bucks for the cracker, I could make one.
    I also have seen the tire method, I don't have a wood stove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebo View Post
    Slippy, it sells on the net for way more than that. maybe you could make a profit in the middle?
    I am like you, I wouldn't give ten bucks for the cracker, I could make one.
    I also have seen the tire method, I don't have a wood stove.
    I'm no good at metalworking/welding, but $90 is a little high for my tastes. I bet it wouldn't be 'too bad' to make a homebrew version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebo View Post
    Slippy, it sells on the net for way more than that. maybe you could make a profit in the middle?
    I am like you, I wouldn't give ten bucks for the cracker, I could make one.
    I also have seen the tire method, I don't have a wood stove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I saw this product to easily produce firewood kindling and thought it be quite ingenious for a gimmick thing. Its called the Kindling Cracker. (AS I watched the video I couldn't help but wonder if they make a Kindling Niggger, or a Kindling Spic or a Kindling GoatPhucker...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHB2TBXZ3A

    http://www.kindlingcracker.com/
    http://www.northerntool.com/shop/too...ontent=300x250
    I'm willing to bet that the kindling niggger won't WORK!
    Pretty sure they would accept some form of assistance though!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I've heard of people putting a cut log into an old tire and chopping multiple times to produce smaller logs/kindling. But theres no way I'd buy the Kindling Cracker retail.

    We've got a country gas station about 5 miles away that sells boxes 18"x24" of Southern Pine Fat Wood/Starter Wood (Wood from a Southern Yellow Pine that has a heavy concentration of resin/sap) for 12.99. 1 box lasts me a year/season but I've filled up a small galvanized garbage can with the fat wood so we're covered for a long time. The smell is wonderful when you open the galvanized can.
    There is nothing like the smell of cut lighter knot. I have logs and logs of the stuff. Its the old fence posts from when I bought the property. I re-built all the fence, and saved the old lighter knot posts. My kids kids will have lighter knot to use. Anyway, I absolutely love the smell of the stuff when I'm splintering it.
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    I like this part of it BEST:

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