I saw this product to easily produce firewood kindling and thought it be quite ingenious for a gimmick thing. Its called the Kindling Cracker. (AS I watched the video I couldn't help but wonder if they make a Kindling Niggger, or a Kindling Spic or a Kindling GoatPhucker...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHB2TBXZ3A
http://www.kindlingcracker.com/
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