Am I Racist? Excellent Review!

[Ricekila]

I always kinda liked the remark:

I hope when you decide to have kids . . . that you have twins to start with.

That way at least you will have two.

Cause there ain't nobody in this whole world . . . dumb enough to have sex with you twice.

May God bless,
Dwight

Good line --- I'm gonna use that -- L

[shootbrownelk]

Every time - I'm called a racist -- I always answer with --

'If calling me a racist makes you happy -- fine --- I'm a realist --- and the government isn't gonna tell me how to think or act" --

"And I can prove it --- you are a brain washed fucken sheep --- and ugly" !

[Prepared One]

“And ugly!” LMFAO


I once told a female second mate on the ship that she had 4 strikes against her…… not 3!
1. You’re short
2. You’re fat
3. You’re stupid
4. You’re fukin ugly!
The rest of the trip was all down hill from there.


Pro tip; if you are going to employ this technique, make absolutely sure there are no witnesses.

Sounds like she would be a perfect hire for the Secret Service.

[Innkeeper]

My new CPL doesn't have the " extra" clearance box checked anymore, so "Elsie Pea" spends a lot of time undercover in these situations. I sit at the back of the church across from the County TurnKey, when we go, since someone is sleeping in again.......................

We have a good church if you talk to the pastor, he will ok your carrying. Which is why I own a "church gun" My little Sig P938sas, it's pretty and just made for finer occasions.